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EUROVISION FINAL 2022 - BBC1 8pm thread 2

1033 replies

pussycatlickinglollyices · 14/05/2022 21:39

Following on from the first thread

OP posts:
Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 14/05/2022 22:10

What the frig is Serbia's about? Washing your hands continuously is so 2021.

BracedlnEndIessJanuary · 14/05/2022 22:10

My son sang Keir Starmer on repeat

Dudds · 14/05/2022 22:10

dropthevipers · 14/05/2022 22:04

Has Poland ever done anything except dirges?

One year they went with a busty milk-maid aesthetic and I can't remember the song but I do remember the busty milkmaids 😂 (said as a straight woman!)

Taytocrisps · 14/05/2022 22:10

A bit bitter now that Ireland didn't make the final but this did.

FieryPitOfMordor · 14/05/2022 22:10

I preferred Moldova’s madness

thecatfromjapan · 14/05/2022 22:10

DentonsFringeArnottsWaistcoat · 14/05/2022 22:09

It’s a bit Sparks

Yes!!!!!!!!

KatherineJaneway · 14/05/2022 22:10

Serbia is batshit

DrBlackbird · 14/05/2022 22:10

Thanks @Allmyarseandpeggymartin

i know events are outside their control but you would think/hope that ordinary Russians would be sick of their corrupt and brutal leadership and want to be back part of the global community.

SoggyPaper · 14/05/2022 22:10

The most bizarre lyrics of the night go to Serbia. And not for the Meghan markle stuff.

autonomic nervous system!

IQuiteLikeCricket · 14/05/2022 22:10

Serbia feels a bit Kraftwerk-ie to me.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/05/2022 22:10

If there was a time for the Event Horizon mechanics to kick in, now would be good.

all that hand washing and not one Happy Birthday.

minou123 · 14/05/2022 22:11

KimikosNightmare · 14/05/2022 22:08

Was that the busty milkmaids one?

Yep.
IIRC, Graham Norton's quip was "wake up grandad, he's going to enjoy this one" 😂

Binglebong · 14/05/2022 22:11

That was....something.

sonjadog · 14/05/2022 22:11

Two years of covid makes me think, "she isn't washing her hands properly, they won't be properly clean after that".

Thisisit2022 · 14/05/2022 22:11

IdisagreeMrHochhauser · 14/05/2022 22:08

Weird.

This is better than the soft porn butter churning a few years ago though.

OMG that was a real one for the Dads!

pussycatlickinglollyices · 14/05/2022 22:11

YeeeHaaa.
Ride 'em Cowboy!
Grin

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Riverlee · 14/05/2022 22:11

WobblyLondoner · 14/05/2022 22:01

How come you can't quote a previous quote and add your own comment any more - what am I doing wrong???

Press on the three dots, and you’ll see a link to ‘quote’. Press this to add the quote.

banivani · 14/05/2022 22:11

Her voice is a little weak live which lessens the impact but the lyrics are good!

LittleOldLadies · 14/05/2022 22:11

Onas eroproc ni amrifni snem*

I wonder what’s the secret
Behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair?
I wonder what’s the secret?
I wonder what’s the secret
Behind Meghan Markle’s healthy hair?
I wonder what’s the secret? (I wonder what’s the secret?)

I think that deep hydration is what it is
They say that one’s skin and hair show everything clearly
For example, dark circles around the eyes
Could indicate liver problems
Blemishes around the lips, enlarged spleen perhaps?
Enlarged spleen is not good, it’s not pretty
And the artist, she needs to be healthy

Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy
B-b-b be healthy
Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy
She must be, she must be, she must be

We’re incredibly lucky
That there’s such a thing as the autonomic nervous system
I don’t need to control my own heart beats
The heart beats, the heart beats on its own

Bright colours of a summer day
My skirt is on my body,
My skirt, the dog and I
The two of us are talking a walk
We’re counting the steps
The skirt flows around my leg
We are taking a walk, and that’s it

And it doesn’t need to get any better than this
The heart beats on its own
I put my trust in it
Let it beat on its own
I put my trust in it
Let it beat, let me breathe
God, give me health, God, give me health, God, give me health
(God, give me health)
I don’t have health insurance

How will they be able to keep track of me?
(In the name of health)
To care for me? (In the name of health)
The artist, she is invisible (In the name of health)
You don’t see me, it’s magic (In the name of health)
The artist, she can be healthy

Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy
B-b-b be healthy
Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy
She can be, she can be, she can be

In a healthy body, in a healthy body
In a healthy body, in a healthy body
In a healthy body, in a healthy body
The body is healthy
So now what?

A sick mind in a healthy body
A sad soul in a healthy body
A desperate mind in a healthy body
A terrified mind in a healthy body
So now what?

Aldehyde · 14/05/2022 22:12

Kradtwerk meets 6th Form Drama class Performance Art. Bonkersly brilliant.

ZandathePanda · 14/05/2022 22:12

Ring of fire

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2022 22:12

It's Johnny cash if he had been born in Estonia

Jellykat · 14/05/2022 22:12

This is the guy that winks at the camera < boak >

greenalltheway · 14/05/2022 22:12

And it burns burns burns... the ring of fire, the ring of fire

MinglingFlamingo · 14/05/2022 22:12

I like Mr Estonia

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