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Britain's Got Talent.

696 replies

Pebbledashery · 16/04/2022 20:12

Can't see a thread on this. So starting one.

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elephantmarchingin · 08/05/2022 21:04

Sorry if already been said but magician guy has already been on Italy, Spain, Germany(?) and Bulgaria (?) got talent equivalents each time doing the same routine!

GrandTheftWalrus · 09/05/2022 11:50

It's getting to the stage that there is no need to watch the show as everyone has been on another version!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2022 09:27

Dots.
Fine enough but nowhere to go now. And ruined by Mandy cackling and Lesha muttleying all the way through it. Nothing funnier than someone getting a bashed beak it would seem….

Little singer.
Singing was grand but the no singing bits were very stagey schooley. Mam put her application in for a joke? Aye sure ye did Mrs Worthington…

The magic chap was good.
But he quite literally missed a trick. He could have magicked a top on Lesha seeing as how she forgot to put one on.

story telling child? Where does she go now? Chickens? I’d rather she copied the cackling and the muttleying…

I think I’ve seen the strongman before. Someone should have got him a plaster.

Drumming paper ripping auld chap? I’d pay to see him dance but at least he had his moment on the stage.

I wouldn’t pay to see the impressionist. I’m a harsh fucker. Giggity giggity.

The frontline singers? Lovely voices and a lovely song. But absolutely designed to go plucking on the strings of those who have hearts. Even rotten gnarly ones.

twanggggggggg

Soubriquet · 10/05/2022 09:34

I didn’t like the frontline singers either

If they were an ordinary choir, they wouldn’t have gotten through to the next round. But because they were frontline workers, everyone was falling over themselves to say yes

PlasticineMeg · 10/05/2022 22:19

I find Simon’s wonky face so ridiculously distracting.

Does Amanda Holden know where the bodies are buried or something? She’s awful, adds nothing and is quite patronising to a lot of contestants. How does she still have this job?

RachelGreeneGreep · 10/05/2022 22:28

PlasticineMeg · 10/05/2022 22:19

I find Simon’s wonky face so ridiculously distracting.

Does Amanda Holden know where the bodies are buried or something? She’s awful, adds nothing and is quite patronising to a lot of contestants. How does she still have this job?

I think both Simon and Amanda look dreadful.

I wouldn't be rushing to get plastic surgery after seeing the results they have.

Soubriquet · 15/05/2022 08:24

Did no one watch it last night?

Just checked ITV hub and there’s a new episode which I will be watching later with the dc

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/05/2022 08:32

Catching up now

Soubriquet · 15/05/2022 08:49

Christ I’m glad David has used his GB already.

My eyes are rolling so far back they actually hurt…

7 year old ds piped up with “why do boys have to dress up as girls!”

He was really not impressed

scruffanddodge · 15/05/2022 09:01

I watched it this morning.

I knew as soon as the last boys came on and said rap that it would be Alesha’s GB. Very predictable and unmemorable. Didn’t find them good at all and it was a waste of a GB.

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/05/2022 09:19

well Amanda is getting more tangoed

I liked the dames /pants

cp girl was funny

man in flames obv a joke all catching fire I hope

strongman with log good

man singing about queen not great bless him

dane bates - story was told well with dancing and emotion

laughing man. Simon wasn’t impressed or all 4 of them

Stefanno was ok

junwoo wow goes my dd5 , me too. I love magic

flintz and Taylor would have been better if not rap but obv Alisha loved them

Soubriquet · 15/05/2022 09:42

Wow to that magic act

That was really really good.

RachelGreeneGreep · 15/05/2022 11:42

Watched last night, thought it was quite good overall.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/05/2022 15:13

Panto dames. See to me it isn’t a celebration of panto or indeed Britishness. It is just another singing drag queen act under another umbrella. We have seen it all before. And as such, I’m fed up of zany singers. Just sing. If you have good pipes you’re laughing.

Eva.I liked her. I still don’t care for the ruddy cackling from the hens on the panel. It spoils everything.

Tolga and his pole stuff? Bloody hell. Great but not sure what else he can do. That looked enough.

Another zany singer. Lovely. Very personable. But not exactly talent.

Dancers? twangggggg. I’ll not lie. I wept. Too close to home.

Laughter dude? Nope.

Stefano. I liked him. Again, hated those harpies cackling.

The magic hands dude? Stonking. Imagine how quickly he would rustle up you a supper.

And yes. I kept it clean….

FlintZ and Taylor. I liked it. Just didn’t love it. No surprise that Lesha pressed her button. She was gazing intently and looked emotional. Worthy message but I sometimes get tired of worthy. And what next? Rap about Her Majesty? Keeping it real in the Big house?

My buzzer? Would have gone to the person who drew on the eyebrows to that lass in the audience.

Penmanship.

MinglingFlamingo · 21/05/2022 20:31

Anyone watching this evening

Liked guitar rocker
Trying to figure out the rubix cube is hard enough in normal conditions
Liked the singing muppet family

Meredusoleil · 21/05/2022 20:35

I loved that 9 year old magician. But then magic acts are some of my faves.

QuebecBagnet · 21/05/2022 20:45

So are these established west end singers?

Meredusoleil · 21/05/2022 20:46

Love this Welsh choir. Singing my favourite song from The Greatest Showman 😍

scruffanddodge · 21/05/2022 20:47

Loved this choir. A more deserving GB than the girl who got hers from Amanda.

MinglingFlamingo · 21/05/2022 20:49

I loved that choir! But I do love a show song and a good choir

RocketsMagnificent7 · 21/05/2022 20:59

That choir was amazing! The woman in the blue dress was absolutely stunning and the man with the beard's voice gave me goosebumps.

That chat was hilariously awkward.

Meredusoleil · 21/05/2022 21:00

Wow these acrobats. Talk about chucking the girl around 😯

MinglingFlamingo · 21/05/2022 21:01

That chat was hilariously awkward.

It really was! Imagine doing all of those movements with your ex and your current bf.

Want to know why they split, how the new couple told the ex they were together. How much passive aggressiveness there has been over the years

GreenLunchBox · 21/05/2022 21:02

Why is acrobat girl in her lingerie? Confused

Lupyto · 21/05/2022 21:03

Yeah could she not have worn a leotard type gymnastics outfit? It was literally lace underwear

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