Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Meena's got meaner, Manpreet's been parked. How long to wait till this killer's card's marked?

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My abiding memory of Meena to date are those skanky baggy trackie bottoms. I became mesmerised at how revolting they look.

I really like Charity with Mackenzie and I like how Charity is at the moment, being the one to give advice to Tracy. They had better not have Charity and Vanessa back together as all Vanessa did was tell her off and treat her like a child.

Imagine her landing up in Scotland with only those clothes and no means of buying anything else

@PrincessScarlett

I really like Charity with Mackenzie and I like how Charity is at the moment, being the one to give advice to Tracy. They had better not have Charity and Vanessa back together as all Vanessa did was tell her off and treat her like a child.

Oh they're definitely going there

I know @JaneJeffer otherwise there is no point to Vanessa being back ☹️

There's no story to look forward to at all.

@PrincessScarlett

I know *@JaneJeffer* otherwise there is no point to Vanessa being back ☹️

It does help if you’re married to one of the producers though…

Vanessa had better stories before she married the producer

Yep exactly Vamessa is married to one of the the show’s producers...hmmm. Wish she’d not come back to the show ...

Vanessa won't be going anywhere soon.

Only thing I'm looking forward to is Liv coming out of prison and Chas and Mandy grovelling and apologising for being so nasty to her. And hopefully Liv and Vinnie will get back on track too.

Hope Billy and Dawn get their cheesy wedding and nothing happens!

@JaneJeffer

NO THEY DO NOT!

What on Earth???

It didn't show the picture. I don't know anyone who wants more meena!

@JaneJeffer

Hope Billy and Dawn get their cheesy wedding and nothing happens!

Oh yes that would be lovely if totally improbable

Can’t stand Vanessa, her hair irrationally annoys me.

@Mogloveseggs

It didn't show the picture. I don't know anyone who wants more meena!

Did you think I had started randomly shouting Mog? could happen!

I will make sure Meena gets some nice new clothes when she arrives in Scotland.

I’ll even let her pick them herself.

Hi Meena

Hi Radge (fake overacting smile)

Come away in Meena. You’ll have had your tea? (Scottish for I’m not feeding you as you are not welcome)

I’ve eaten a nice truck driver on my way up Radge but I need to get out of these skanky trackie bottoms. Do you have any spare clothes that I could have? Raaargh?

Of course Meena. All the nice gear is packed neatly in the massive big wicker man in the back garden.

Oh Radge, you are so kind. I thought I’d have to wear these disgusting bottoms forever.

Aww not forever. Maybe for the next five minutes. Glad to be of help Meena.

Though I suspect those trackie bottoms will survive my wicker mannie. They will run out on their own they’re that manket.

Mind you don't burn down your shed @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

You’ll have had your tea?
This shocking behaviour would not be tolerated in Ireland!

@JaneJeffer I've certainly done my share of randomly shouting when emmerdale's been on lately!

It’s taken me three days to calm down enough to reply. I knew that was going to happen. I knew she wouldn’t die. Make her die! I am going back to my corner to rock hysterically and whisper “don’t bring her back, don’t bring her back”. If Vanessa gets between charity and Mackenzie I’m going over to the set with a bag of cabbages.

I’m going over to the set with a bag of cabbages.

😂😂😂

The Emmerdale thread is like a home for the bewildered at the moment

😂

It is. I feel like ITV should be paying for therapy for us all.

I keep laughing thinking about this

I knew she wouldn’t die. Make her die!

Wonder what delights emmerdale will bring us tonight?