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Real Housewives of Cheshire...new series, new housewife

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Maireas · 12/10/2021 21:35

I must say, Sheena seems lovely. Very straight forward and pleasant. Hanna's book cover though Confused

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CrazyTimesAreOccurring · 30/11/2021 13:39

@fabulouslyglamorousferret

I reckon Rachel spilled the beans on Hanna!

Seema is less 'gossipy' so I don't really think it's her.

Rumour has it (tattle life!) that it's the Colombian marching powder that causes Tanya's collapse, whilst I don't always believe what I read - the fact her BFF did time, recently, for dealing makes me think there may be an element of truth.

Do you really think Hanna doesnt realise there is a cameral crew that were all there when she found out she was pregnant?!!!

lol - "only you Martin and Rachael knew" she says to Seema ... apart from the 20 strong camera crew, make up ladies and whoever else Grin Grin

I know they have to pretend that it is all happening live with no script, producers, directors etc, but seriously

Maireas · 05/12/2021 12:32

Lauren's dog perfume. What the actual.
Are these people so rich and so bored that they go down these ridiculous routes?.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/12/2021 12:51

Dogs will only really want to sniff eau de hole.

Not l’air de pup. Not Kennel no 5.

You can wipe whatever you want on then and they’ll roll in the first bit of quackpoop they see to get rid of it.

Madness.

I don’t like the pops at Nicole. Or Debbie for that matter.

A lot of them act like their poop don’t smell (Lauren must have wiped every deposit with Lauren no1 or should that be no2?)

Lugole has been like a broch fishwife. Likewise Hannah.

You don’t want your private business spread? Shut thine gob.

I don’t think it was Seema either by the way.

Maireas · 05/12/2021 13:57

eau de hole 😂😂😂
Brilliant!
I notice Nick and Royston are back, now handmaidens to Lystra.
ps Sheldon, I hope it's all better power and storm wise

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/12/2021 14:10

It is all better now. Some are still waiting though ☹️

The only difference is that I no longer look like the handmaidens.

The wind had anything loose on the front of my face round the back of my head in a Nano second.

NE facelift. Lovely for those of us who are not known for being flamboyant with the pennies.

You will know that I am back to being the saggy baggage you know and love. 😉 x

Maireas · 05/12/2021 14:12

I'm very glad! 💕 X

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 08/12/2021 00:05

Strewth.

Losing the will to live with this shower. The unnecessary falling outs/making ups is doing my swede in.

Just stop it. It is dull. And predictable. And annoying. And more fake than half the arses and bazoomas.

And they will yap on and on about Nicole wanting to be centre of attention.

And yet they all vie for it.

Only beaten by their desire to be first to cling on to the shit stirring spoon.

Kenwood chef doesn’t have a look in.

And as for baby gate? The news is out. You can’t stuff it back in. Although frankly I am getting more inclined to try.

I wouldn’t reveal my source either. But the way lug’ole has been grating on me this season, I’d be inclined to lay the blame at their door for the sport.

Maireas · 13/12/2021 15:42

So it continues. Who told everyone the baby news? Plus, Debbie didn't know (I will resist making comments about psychics) yet the others all did.
Anyway. All a little dull and somewhat predictable at the moment. Although the plastic surgery continues to intrigue. I have no arse at all, and marvel at people's upholstery in that department.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/12/2021 19:09

I have a backside that is large but not peachy. Just as my feet are made for a shoebox (slap me pink and call me Clementine - or should it be orange?) my arse is made for a church pew.

I don’t want something that could outdo two space hoppers but a curve would be nice.

I want to know who leaked the gen for baby gate.

I’m glad that Nicole and Hannah have reached a truce. Seems might be a bit off that yet.

I see Lug’ole tackles Lystra next week. Sit yersels down but I will be team Lystra. Lugs has got on my last chin hair this season.

I don’t even know what it’s aaaall abaaaaaaht but I am batting for Lystra.

One swing of that fairly magnificent derrière could knock her across the pond to the RHONJ (with any luck).

But the Mersey would do.

Maireas · 14/12/2021 20:19

two space hoppers 😂😂
True indeed! You suspect Lugo? Interesting. That new boyfriend is a strange one.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/12/2021 20:26

I don’t suspect her but it would be funny if it was her or Marty. All the righteous indignation up in a puff of faux fur.

I wonder if the new chap is minted? I mean there is a fork for every knife and all that jazz but I’m having my eyebrow pulled.

I just can’t imagine them on the nest. And I have a fertile imagination.

And now they’re chopsing on that the news was out two days before Edinburgh or something?

It isn’t two brains she wanted in front of her nellies but two gobs.

Maireas · 14/12/2021 20:55

I may be misreading the situation, but I don't think that any of these women would go for a man who wasn't minted
Hmm

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Roarsomemore · 14/12/2021 22:43

Seema is concerning me this series. She seems on a knifes edge most of the time.

Maireas · 24/12/2021 17:13

Well. That was a damp squib.
Hanna's pregnancy betrayal remains a mystery, I've lost track of who's fallen out with who, and I'm still amazed by Lystra's nails. Among other things.
I'm impressed that Joe bought Nicole a bracelet once belonging to Wallis Simpson, though. Kudos.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/12/2021 19:55

It alternated between damp squib and box of fireworks going off in a small cupboard.

Lug’ole is coming across as a right nippy sweetie. Lozzer sitting on the fence, then coming off it and battering someone with a tirade of swears. Hanna goodness knows.

I did not like Lystra but apart from the third person guff, she has been talking sense. Her nails must malkie wiped skin… nuff said.

Nicole I still like. I think she gets a harsh trot.

Seems seems a wee bit on the wobbly side. I’m hoping the up-do was what transferred her eyes to her forehead. They didn’t look like they were where they were supposed to be.

The boy’sone has yet to find her feet. She doesn’t strike me as nippy though she has found her spoon quickly.

And Debbeh didn’t deserve what went towards her. I thought her chestage was going to wobble out her frock and flap someone across the face.

It wasn’t a good frock though my love. You would have looked stunning in a Sequinned frock a la Jane Russell or one that wasn’t so frilly and fussy. Or yellow…

Someone gobbed off about the bairn though. Love that Hanna thought that gagging orders work.

Love that about the Wallis bracelet though. Lucky thing. Well jel.

The abomination that is Jersey starts Monday.

Lord have mercy.

Maireas · 24/12/2021 20:37

Evening, Shelly. Wise words.
Is Jersey restarting?
That'll be a festive treat.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 24/12/2021 20:51

It is starting my friend. Monday at 9 allegedly.

I will probably cringe myself inside out. I only liked one of them and I use that term fairly looseishly. 🥴

That said, they all made that much of an impression I can’t remember their names! 😳

There was one who thought she passed rose petals and farted Glade Dry. That I remember.

If her lip curled up any more it was in danger of sticking to her eyebrows.

TheBestofTimesTheWorstofTimes · 26/12/2021 23:06

All I can say is - what THE HELL was Debbie thinking wearing that? All that effort to lose weight and she covers it all looking like the Quality Street toffee.

I think someone must have told her her breasts were making their own starring role as they were covered (slightly) later in the programme.

jess1015 · 27/12/2024 14:11

Can someone help which episode does Hannah find out she’s pregnant again I’m struggling to find it

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