Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

A photo with the two of them for £30?? Bargain!

He should do kisses for sale with you lot, he's never need to work again

I’m saving my £30 for Remi…

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This aired on 5star at 1830 last night so technically today's episode in the UK so if you don't want a spoiler stop reading now!!

This is lighthearted criticism as I know its a soap AND its H&A so double lack of realism but:

• How unrealistic was Eden's waking up from a coma? And how is she not sleepy and disorientated? And why does Felicity still have that very small cut to her cheek looking just the same as it did just after the crash? Doesn't she heal?
• Why did Ziggy have to have a textbook and very quick birth?! To such a clean and awake baby?
• How did Tane get to the deserted farmhouse so quickly without the bikies seeing him follow them? I know hes built like Action man but surely he didn't run?

Haha I thought the same about Eden and Flick. I was even questioning if she'd had the the previous day or they'd screwed up continuity.
No experience of comas but despite the random memory loss, she's INCREDIBLY lucid. Also, something happened between Eden and Cash years ago, she slept with him then left I think? So unless she thinks it's 2000something why would she think he's just her mates brother?

However, I'm defending Zig. She collapsed at work, fell down stairs, had the bad pains at home she deserves a short pregnancy to a clean baby 🤣

And from what I’ve read, I don’t think the birth is the main event in this SL… very cute clean baby though, not at all squished and underdone looking, despite arriving 3 weeks early!

re Action man Tane’s speed - after the bikies were caught and Cash was thanking Tane (kinda robotically), Tane said he’s parked just down the road, did he want a lift… not just a pretty face with muscles 😅

3 weeks early is term tho, so not as bad as when they're actually meant to be prem.

Oh yes I hadn't contemplated Tanes skills in running back to the car, catching up with the van and tracking it all without being caught.

They're either settling Mali up to be the new golden boy for 3 years or to turn out to be a psychotic axe yielding psycho who texts himself pretending to be his family who he killed and put in the freezer. Everyone likes him. Even him and Alf bonded

I had missed the bit about Tane offering Cash a lift - whilst watching last night I was also concentrating on knitting some gloves for my son and its not going well - I can't master the thumb gusset or the fingers😣

Is mali contracted for three years?

I hope he is just nice. And not a wrong un like tex turned out to be. Thought they’re really setting up the bonding with everyone!

I dunno, jsut meant the way everyone is loving him...

I know it is a bit much. Either trying to cement him in or building up for a fall.

I feel like I might have missed a bit of one of Cash’s storylines if he’s had a moment where he’s NOT kind of robotic 😂

I just loved the way Tane could pretty much take down the whole gang, guns and all, with his martial arts skills 😁

Ziggy letting Karen hold the baby actually made me a little bit teary: I thought it was beautifully done. Love John being there too. Moments like that are so much better than the big dramatic bikie gun fight scenes.

My heart is breaking for Remi all the time: he’s like a baffled puppy who knows he’s upset someone but doesn’t know how or how to make it better.

I think Mali will turn out to be a good’un. They need someone steady to fill the Dean- shaped hole there’ll soon be in the Bay.

i was a bit choked up too when ziggy let Karen hold the baby. The. Thought they can’t name the baby Karen surely!

Yes moments like that and including John are lovely to watch.

Yeah the Karen bit was lovely. I was actually wondering how old the actress is, she looks really young for the role iyswim and yeah, John's being really lovely lately. Irene should snog him although actually I like their friendship and that they haven't felt the need to go there for the story.
They def don't call the baby Karen, I can confirm.

I'm on Friday's episode. Another amnesia storyline and a stalker 😂

I don't get as much telly watched now my baby is 5 months and not a snoozy newborn anymore!!
Are there any storylines coming up that don't involve the band?

Welcome to life in cbeebies land 🤣

The Tane and Flick love stuff?
Ziggy and Dean baby stuff?
The stalker stuff?

Mali’s assimilation into home and away too.

He's already been assimilated, Alf offered him free caravan living!!

True! And the offer of fishing for his grandad.

Bree’s pregnancy but that involves Remi, I guess, so band-related.

The stalker stuff involves Theo and Kirby.

Cash’s fear that he’s drunkenly proposed involves Eden.

Mali and Rose start dating, and Xander gets attacked while at work one day - neither of those band-related! Oh, and Mac has a storyline coming up with that new ex of hers.

Oh I'm glad Mack has a proper storyline coming up. She's wasted on just decorating and standing behind the bar at Salt.