Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

I was a bit disappointed by the real stalker. The voice over said something like "it was you all along" and then it was someone who only Felicity knows. I thought it might be a shocker like when John Palmer was out setting fires at night because his brain tumour made him do it 😂

Yeah we met her at Ryders party but think she needed a little bit of more lead in really. I suppose it's cos it's about it not being Felicity rather than who it is.

Aus have a cliff hanger with Ryder and Leahs nephew and a murder

OMG had to hunt for aaaages to find this thread - Jazzy’s leaving the Bay! Just read about it in Digital Spy. No reason given but it sounds as if it was Sam Frost’s choice to leave. They say it’s not related to the vaccination hoo-ha but the timing of it is all a bit suspect 🤔 It’s a shame because she and Cash were shaping up to be a cute couple.

Ooh I've just come on to say Sam is leaving the Bay.

I think it's highly suspicious for it not to be due to the vaccination rules etc. Maybe she changed her mind re getting vaccinated for the show.

Poor Cash wonder where his storyline will go without Jazz. Though to be honest she's not really got anything to tie her to the bay anymore - so does make sense for her to leave.

Ryder might be leaving too. They def need a new family

Oh no!
I had thought Jazzy and Cash were going to do the whole beach wedding and be the most successful couple since Sally and Flynn.

Maybe that'll be Mack and Loganberry

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Maybe that'll be Mack and Loganberry

Nah I doubt it, Logan's wife is gonna make an appearance in the new year.

Do we know if / when Irene and John might get together? It's a proper slow burner compared to some.

Nooo I don't think I want it

I feel like it's coming whether we like it or not...

I just can't imagine how it would happen. Would John have the guts to kiss her first? Would Irene do that sober?? Will we be treated to endless shots of them naked in bed a la Justin and Leah??

Although now I've said that...

Marilyn stands i nthe kitchen, watching Irene and John laughing. A small smile plays on her lips.

Later, overlooking the beach
"you know, its OK if you wabted to date again" Marilyn says knowingly
"what, me? Ha, fat chance. Who'd even want me after what happened with Susie. I'm certainly not going online" mumbles John, embarassed.
"what about Irene?" questions Marilyn
"Irene??" scoffs John laughing. "were just mates!"
Marilyn pats John's arm. "we were just mates too, once" and she leaves.
John looks perplexed. He stairs out at sea. "huh" he mutters to himself...

John walks into the diner
"back for another slice of cake are ya John?" laughs Irene
"erm, no, not exactly" John stutters. "I wondered if you fancied coming to Salt tonight for dinner"
"yeah, that sounds great" Irene enthuses. "Shall I see if Jazz and Cash want to join us?"
"Erm actually I was thibkii maybe just the two of us?" John mutters, looking away.
"Oh sure darl, is something the matte?" ask Irene, worrying scratching her voice.
"erm, no. I just thought I could l, well, we could make it a date. If you wanted to of course" John splutters, looking visibly uncomfortable.
In the background, Alf chokes in his tea.
"forget, I better get back to work" hurries John and he leaves quickly.
Irene stands there looking confused.

"hey Leah"
"what?"
"you'll never guess what just happened?"
"what happened?"
"John just asked me out on a date!"
"John Palmer?"
"yes, John flipping Palmer"
"on a date?"
"yes!"
"on a date date?"
"yes, on a date date"
"wow"
"what did you say"
"Well nothing, he ran off before I could answer"
"what did you want to say"
"I don't know!"
"well do you like him like that?"
"he's Marilyn's husband!"
"ex"
"fine, he's Marilyn's ex husband!"
"but do you like him like that?"
"no, I course I flaming don't!"
"then you know what to say then"
"he has been different since the Susie stuff though"
"right"
"and I do enjoy spending time with him"
"uh huh"
"oh flamin heck"
"yup"

....

Marilyn appears.
"Hi ladies. Irene have you seen John today"
"erm, John? Uh, no, not really love"
"oh I thought I saw him come in earlier"
"oh right, yeah, just for cake"
"I just want you to know, if he asks you anything, I'm OK with it"
"you OK with it?"
"yes, anything he asks, I'm OK with it"
"right"
"i just want him to be happy"
"uh huh"
"right, I better run, Ryder is going to teach me how to make a Flaming Sambucca. Bye ladies!
Irene stares after her. Leah laughs
" well I guess you know what to say to him then! "

Stone the flamin crows!
I even read that in everyone's voices 😀

Sorry, got a bit invested 😂😂

I think writing for H&A must be such good fun - just add in lots of "flipping" and "flaming" and you're away!

It is, I love my job 😂

NOOOOOO - Logan is leaving! That was a bloomin’ short visit!

In a statement issued to the Daily Mail Australia, the soap's network Channel Seven said: "Channel Seven can confirm Harley will not return to Home and Away when filming resumes in the coming weeks. Harley leaves with our best wishes and sincere thanks for his work on the show."

Does that sound to anyone else like there was some kind of falling out/issue??

Oh god, yeah def sounds like something has gone wrong. Poor Mack. Guess that leaves her and Cash. Cack. Mash.

Of course! I forgot Jazzy was going too (bet both actors are unvaccinated and have thus had to leave).

Well, let’s get on with making Cack a thing 😁

Just read an article and it sounds like Harley Bonner isnt vaccinated, so like Sam Frost he's left the show.

I wonder if anymore will leave because of the vaccinations.

Ooh some more news, Ryder is likely to be leaving, Emmott is likely to be returning and Leah's brother Dimitri is also returning.

Also for those that remember the show Heartbreak High, the actor who plays Dimitri is Con Bordino 😂

It'll be like seeing Kat and Con again 😂 🤣

Oh yeah I knew about Ryder. Part of me wants him to take Chloe with him, part of me thinks he deserves better!!

Who's Emmett?

Bella's photography friend.

I wish Chloe and Theo would fall down the well!!