Big Cook Little Cook brings out the latent pyschopath in me

[marthamoo]

Watching it this morning I found myself thinking that if Big Cook Ben went "oh..ho ho ho!" ONCE MORE, I would find him, and disembowel him with Little Cook Small's wooden spoon. I hate EVERYTHING about it: I hate LC's cheesy rictus of a grin; I hate it when LC says "Little Cook's Adventures in the Big Werrrld!"; I hate the mullets; I hate it when LC says is it time to play and BC says no.."time to wipe and put away!" (can LC not see a recurring pattern here - it's always "time to wipe and put away!"); I hate the puerile stories; I hate the stupid dancing; I hate the recipes (the Melon Smile they made this morning has put me off water melon for life).

I just HATE IT ALL!

Thankyou for listening.

byron !

I thought the best line on Boogie Beebies was 'Show me your magic', particularly when sung by the bloke - I'm sure he's used that line in the bedroom!

Bonkable guys - there's something about Paul from Tikkabilla.

Me too. It's dire.

I like Big Cook Little Cook, the only thing is my kids get quite cross with me when I have to burst into song when its time to put away.

And I'm proud of it !

Paul from Tikka...yep...Byron...now he could make me forget my wedding vows, and a whole lot more besides!!!! Sorry hubby!!!

It's Mark from Smarteenies for me. Not much to pick from though, is there?

Justin isn't bad...for those who want to live dangerously on a winter's night! Naw, if he rolled on his side, he'd take the duvet with him!!!