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Unrealistic things people do in TV dramas that you don't really see in life.

224 replies

Lockdowner35 · 06/01/2021 20:24

I will start

When two people are having a conversation , sometimes there is someone always listening in on the conversation from round to corner , never happens in real life.

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JaneJeffer · 06/01/2021 21:52

That's what you think... Grin

Lots of bin related things. Stuffing beautiful bouquets into the bin. Scraping perfectly good food into the bin because someone is late home. "Hiding" positive pregnancy tests on top of the bin. Taking a full bag out of the bin which bursts to reveal incriminating evidence. Also throwing away engagement and wedding rings.

BalloonSlayer · 06/01/2021 21:52

The only time I ever got interviewed by the police, I offered them a cup of tea, which they accepted with enthusiasm, and then sat there answering their questions absolutely agog. Although I hadn't done anything and wasn't accused of anything, and nothing terribly serious had happened (no one had died). I wouldn't have dreamed of : cooking, hanging out washing, fixing a car, or any of the things police interviewees do on telly.

MadameMonk · 06/01/2021 21:54

I’ve got a few Smile:

Dramatic moments never clash with ‘real life’ arrangements. You’ll never see a grieving family open the door to the solar panel roof guy, who was booked months ago and no one thought to cancel.

There’s never ‘noise pollution’, only sounds relevant to the plotlines. So no dishwashers beeping to say ‘finished’, no phone notifications, no neighbours mowing, no random bored terrier down the road barking all night.

When a character calls another character and says ‘turn on the tv’ or ‘are you watching this?’, it only takes the press of one button on the remote to land on the exact right channel, volume and story. Amazingly, the news story was turned on in the middle, but has all the details from the start. In real life, I’ve given up even trying to find the things my mother calls me to insist I watch. By the time I’ve backed out of last night’s viewing, out of the streaming service, found the obscure channels my mum prefers- the story is well over. I want those magical TV-land remotes!

I get annoyed by all the chopping of food done in TV kitchens (drama/comedies, not cooking shows). Obviously it allows the characters to face each other for dialogue (as opposed to the cook having their heads over the stove or in the fridge). But what they chop is almost never something you’d put in the dish they’re making, or it’s clearly something that needed to go into the pot or oven much earlier- they’re are about to serve up, so why are carrots being diced for the dish? And they always have a big bunch of herbs (never gets used) and multiple capsicums chopped into random chunks (too big for almost any recipe?). Also, the meals always have carbs, but no one ever drains anything into the sink making clouds of steam (rice, pasta, potatoes, etc). I get very distracted by this stuff!

notalwaysalondoner · 06/01/2021 21:57

@AlfieandAnnieRose You realise the Kardashians and the like have multiple nannies? My sister worked as a nanny for a celeb and they typically have nannies on a rota where a nanny will be available literally 24/7 for a week then have a week off when another nanny comes in. Really wealthy families like the Kardashians will have this but with one nanny per child. So of course it doesn't impact their lives in any way shape or form as the child is basically wheeled in only when they feel like it - a bit like the olden days when wealthy families had children brought downstairs for half an hour before teatime.

Imissmoominmama · 06/01/2021 22:00

I was watching Only Fools and Horses the other day and noticed that they always leave half their drinks, in the pub.

woodhill · 06/01/2021 22:02

@JaneJeffer

That's what you think... Grin

Lots of bin related things. Stuffing beautiful bouquets into the bin. Scraping perfectly good food into the bin because someone is late home. "Hiding" positive pregnancy tests on top of the bin. Taking a full bag out of the bin which bursts to reveal incriminating evidence. Also throwing away engagement and wedding rings.

Yes the flowers thing annoys me.

No clutter like post, random stuff, no evidence of washing drying

woodhill · 06/01/2021 22:04

No shoe mountain in hall or coats

ColdTattyWaitingForSummer · 06/01/2021 22:07

When someone is injured or giving birth all their friends and / or colleagues hang around in the hospital waiting room.
The amount of exes that work together, and it’s awkward for about one episode, and then everyone forgets about it.

LibertyLue · 06/01/2021 22:12

Teenager sleeps in, runs into the kitchen and grabs a piece of toast out of whoever is sitting at the tables hand, usually just as they’re about to take a bite out of it.
Next scene they meet their friend outside to walk to school and no sign of the toast.

CarrieMoonbeams · 06/01/2021 22:14

The police get access to the suspect's house, and there's a 'shrine' in one room, with the walls covered in photos of their victim, newspaper clippings, maps with the victim's house circled in red.

I know there are a few police officers on MN, I'd love to know if they've ever seen that!

GreenClock · 06/01/2021 22:17

People leaving their spouse snd kids for months on end, to look after a sick relative hundreds of miles away. Usually when an actress needs maternity leave!

evilharpy · 06/01/2021 22:17

Especially in Aussie shows from the 90s - everyone seems to take in waifs and strays to live with them. Distant family members, neighbours who moved away and their teenage son didn't want to change schools etc.

TinyTimsCrutch · 06/01/2021 22:18

@FlorenceNightshade that cup thing really winds me up. Especially the takeaway cups. Why cant they put sand or something in them to make it weighted and stop them waving it about and not sound empty when they put it down?

FawnDrench · 06/01/2021 22:18

Never clean up dog poo
Don't do boring supermarket grocery shopping with a full trolley
Clothes always fresh-looking unless the plot arc defines otherwise
Never go to massively crowded events like football matches, concerts
At dinner parties no one seems to cook the food apart from slicing and dicing up an onion or lettuce on an immaculate chopping board.
The only cooking you see is omelettes or pancakes which are either immediately discarded or rapturously devoured.

BorderlineHappy · 06/01/2021 22:19

The amount of exes that work together, and it’s awkward for about one episode, and then everyone forgets about it.

Or they shoot the person and next week they are their best man.
EE especially the houses are like the Tardis.

Or why teh keep marrying the same people.Corrie and Steve McDonald is the worse for this.Why go with Tracey Barlow twice.
Obviously a glutton for punishment.

FortyFiedWine · 06/01/2021 22:21

@Moltenpink

Waters breaking before any contractions start

Any affair always gets found out, it never drags on for a few years then fizzles out Grin

Waters breaking before any noticeable contractions does happen in real life. What gets me though is that waters breaking on tv is one quick 2-second whoosh. Not the 12 hour sog fest that I've generally found to be the reality.
RaisedbySloths · 06/01/2021 22:21

Having a lengthy conversation upon waking and never saying "hold that thought, I'm busting for a piss"

bibbidybobbidyboo · 06/01/2021 22:22

Having intense conversations while driving, with the driver constantly looking over at the passenger they're talking to and not at the road.

marthastew · 06/01/2021 22:24

Never spend blinking hours cooking/cleaning/loading and unloading dishwasher and washing machine. There is never a pile of clean washing waiting to be put away.

Ideasplease322 · 06/01/2021 22:26

Wardrobes full Of dozens of clean, ironed outfits to try on.

Immaculate, tidy house. Guest rooms always ready.

Always have bottles of wine in the house.

Couple Always goes to bed at same time. Sit up in bed reading in very tidy bedrooms.

Always have passports so can go on trips at short notice.

amusementPark · 06/01/2021 22:27

When they are constantly in fights and walk out without scratches or bruises. Sometimes just a few blood stain here and there that washes off in the sink but the next few days, there's no fifty shades of blue and purple.

MangoM · 06/01/2021 22:31

People will just turn up at someone else's workplace (usually an office) to either confront them or hack into their computer. They never seem to have any issue getting past the security gate/reception desk.

Pebbledashery · 06/01/2021 22:32

I really can't stand when you see people walking into their homes and then just switch the kettle on without putting fresh water in... I'll pass on that cup of tea thanks 👍

ivfbabymomma1 · 06/01/2021 22:33

It will forever annoy me that Gemma from Corrie was walking a few hours after her c section for multiple children?!

Nellle · 06/01/2021 22:34

People just hanging up the phone without saying bye.