Greg Wallace

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Is it the law that blumming Greg has to be on at least one tv programme every week? As though lockdown wasn’t enough misery for the country having to endure this Greg two ways Wallace every flipping five minutes is far too much for the nations mental health to bear.

ENOUGH. SPARE US. THINK OF THE CHILDREN. HUMAN RIGHTS ETC ETC.

Urgh I agree. I had to switch it straight off. He can't talk without shouting and if the person he's talking to says 'we make about 10,000 biscuits a day' he always says something like '10,000 BISCUITS A DAY. BLIMEY I'LL GET THE KETTLE ON'.



Any excuse to roll this out #mastertwat

COR! YEAH! LAAAAAAHVELY! Oooh a bitta puddin' moite? (gormless jaw drop face) LAAAAAAAHVEY!

@FedUpWithBriiiiick

Any excuse to roll this out #mastertwat

I still maintain this is the best thing that has ever come out of Twitter. Apart from maybe Ed Balls Day.

Shouting fuck off at Greggggg is great for stress relief and so it's only right he's on all the bloody time.

@mynameiscalypso 100%

We quite enjoy Inside the Factory but it would be a million times better without him. Considering watching it with subtitles to see if he's more tolerable if you don't have to listen to him

@OrangeGinLemonFanta you have made my night!!! My best impression is Gregg Wallace filling in silence on a tv show PHWOOOOAHH WHEYYYY EYYYY!

Wow @FedUpWithBriiiiick - when was that?

Why do they keep putting him on our screens? Just why?

As soon as I see him I switch channels. Please for the love of all that is holy find someone else, anyone, a boiled egg on a stick would do perfectly well as a replacement in the meantime.

I love these threads. Last time I read one some brilliant poster remarked that Gregg looks like a thumb and now that is all I can see and it is perfect.

Whilst I also can't bear his shouting and inane commentary, it's the mad eyeballs and shark-like grin that really freak me out. It's like his brain goes "oh, remember, look friendly", then there's a delay, and then the teeth and eyeballs snap into action. Eurgh.

Does he have the same agent as Philip Schofield do you think? They both pop up everywhere. I feel for the other gurning self satisfied bastards who can’t get a look in whilst these two reign strong.

@loobylou10

Wow *@FedUpWithBriiiiick* - when was that?

Oh jeez. 2013!!

Fuckin hell. He's on ITV now. Some programme about African Safari. He's everywhere

DH and I were talking about this tonight. He must have a great agent. I find him irritating on Masterchef, but he's better than some other presenters. I thought he was very likeable on the South Africa programme tonight....although I can't quite believe I'm saying that!

I think every time he is on tv he should be forced to dance! I did not watch that show he was 'dancing' on but saw enough clips of it.

Go on Gregg, frighten the animals, do a tango!

I met him, he was an utter twat
He shouted at me and I told him not to speak to me like that (in my best mum voice). His jaw literally dropped
When he comes on TV me and DH shout “shut up Gregg” at the telly.

Yes, we do exactly the same. Whenever he appears on TV we have a range of sayings that we shout. From "Shut up veg man", "Hold your spoon properly" to "How do you get all these jobs?" and if really annoying "Fuck off, Wallace".

We are nice people really - and don't do it about anyone else - but he gets my goat.