Masterchef the Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Tues 9.00 , just saying.

The nuts look like theyd break a tooth.

No one cares Greggggg fuck off

Sex face. Stop it Greggg

He seems to have a twitch in his eye

Basically just hand Greggggg a bag of Tate & Lyle's and he's happy. Discriminating he ain't.

Oh do fuck off Greggggggggggggggggggggg. He'd put a hippo off its dinner.

Halsall
You are so right!

Hmmm, that cream looks sloppy.....

I like this chap

I love the chefs commenting in the back

Silly man. Cooling the compote is basic stuff, surely.

I like him too four and I hope he does a decent job.

Jonno winked. Just saying that's a touch premature

I don't like Jonno. There is something about him that makes my spidey senses tingle.

Hay custard......wood ants........ooooooookkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy.....

Wood ants! What the foook

Oh ffs hay custard.

Oh god I don't like jonno. I hope he stays!

No to ants. No. This is Masterchef, not Great British Menu.

Jono' s menu sounds yuck but I'm keeping an open mind.

Wood ants fuck sake

You didn't need to add "in a dessert" there, Marcus.

We were given ants that tasted citrusy on a rainforest trek. They weren't so bad. But i doubt I'd be able to taste them if there was rhubarb on the plate too.

If Demi god Marcus tells you you need more pistachio then you need more pistachio. It’s not rocket science.

Oh dear, ants and hay custard. Let’s hope he doesn’t put a flipping nasturtium leaf on to compound the pretentious wankery.

I have taken against this one.

I am impressed that you ate them jay. I do not think I could bring myself to put an ant in my mouth.