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Telly addicts

Soap dispensers at the ready....just in case there's a patient for the docTors.

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FuzzyPuffling · 15/04/2020 13:50

New thread.

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ExpletiveDelighted · 29/04/2020 13:55

Not worth enough for him

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 13:55

I'd be fine with a paupers grave. I'd hate my family to spend money on a funeral. Far sooner they blew it on fancy living!

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Raahh · 29/04/2020 13:55

Oh look - the old vicar- how long ago did this take place?

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 13:55

I bet she was stinking rich.

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Raahh · 29/04/2020 13:57

I told my lot I will fit in the green bin.

Well, not at the moment, it's full of grass, and they aren't going to empty it for weeks. But under normal circumstances, I would definitely fit Grin.

Raahh · 29/04/2020 13:57

Fuzzy bound to be.

bellabelly · 29/04/2020 13:57

I neither know nor care who Sally was. There, I've said it.

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/04/2020 13:58

Well if that's her house she wasn't skint

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/04/2020 13:59

I'm hoping my green bin will be emptied tomorrow

ExpletiveDelighted · 29/04/2020 13:59

Big house. Big tap?

Raahh · 29/04/2020 13:59

I thought the song was Sally , Pride of our Alley?

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 14:00

I live next door to a cemetery. I have told family to hoy me over the hedge.

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Raahh · 29/04/2020 14:00

bella Grin

Expletive very big tapGrin

ExpletiveDelighted · 29/04/2020 14:01

Yes, Pride of our Alley

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 14:01

"Sally, Sally, don't ever wander, away from the alley and meeeee"
Gracie Fields

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Raahh · 29/04/2020 14:01

Fuzzy that sounds like a plan.

Raahh · 29/04/2020 14:02

Yes,, Gracie Fields.

Raahh · 29/04/2020 14:02

Probably why the tenuous connection to Sally.

Clever writers Grin.

bellabelly · 29/04/2020 14:02

Grin Fuzzy!
Have we all noticed that the vicar has a coat of many colours, and a cardigan to match?

Raahh · 29/04/2020 14:03

Maybe there is no big tap Sad

Redshoeblueshoe · 29/04/2020 14:04

Yes bella I couldn't believe under the dreadful coat there was a matching cardigan

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 14:05

Telly vicars always wear jazzy clothes to show how "down with the kids" they are. Yet to meet a real vicar who feels that particular need.

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ExpletiveDelighted · 29/04/2020 14:06

Heir hunter bloke has a suitably awful jumper too

doctorsnoddy · 29/04/2020 14:07

Well this is a bit grim.

FuzzyPuffling · 29/04/2020 14:07

There's a special shop in Letherbridge called something like "The Boutique of Weirdness"

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