Harvey snuffling round Em is just bloody odd. I don’t get Habbs and Biscuits’ reaction to it all either. The letter writing was just nuts. They should have just spoken first.
I doubt Harv will stick around anyway as Em has suddenly aged 20 years overnight. Not so much resting bitch face but a surprising vintage visage.
The ‘talk’ was strange. Em has mastered the MN head tilt too. Which may make things a bit tricky. Good luck negotiating that at bedtime Harv....
Though judging by that kiss he would get more passion from a wank sock. I’m not buying it.
As for Habbs and the squeaky bleat. Odd given that she normally has a low register. I wasn’t expecting her to drift into bat territory. I’m blaming it on the fact her skin is so tight.
Do you actually need 480 different moisturisers when your face doesn’t move?
oLIVe has started showing her top teeth. A bit surprising when she has spent so long mastering the art of just showing her bottom teeth when she speaks.
And well done for the newest box ticking exercise MIC. You know what I mean. This one with Lauren Harries’s twin. Nah. Not buying it.
Will the Frau end up with Freddie Manbun? Hmm. He would be punching given that someone has squished his face down so that his lovely hair takes centre stage.
Let the Frau hope that his pubes haven’t demanded equal billing. She won’t be happy if Thor’s hammer becomes Thor’s nubbin.
Tiny Tears and her talented feet seem to like Zara. Certainly that smile looked as genuine as her face would allow.
MF and his little Freddie Fauntleroy sidekick have had their day. MF is nowt without sticky vicky and her expressive three mouthfuls of teeth.
Miles is pretty but he was an arsehole dangling Maeva. I’m not sure about this pairing with Tiff. It must be for the drama. It will make Zara clench herself inside out. A bit like Miles’s biker jacket. (Wtf kind of fashion statement was that? - Teddy does Hell’s Angels?)
Speaking of clenching, Sameh will possibly come to regret that love of my life statement. That statement will cripple their relationship. That and the ubiquitous time and space that Zara may ask for next week.
Zara will be that busy clenching that her kidneys will go raisin sized. And the rest of her vital organs will fit in a matchbox.
Tweaked Tiff looks great though. Sameh will be rubbing his hands and something else with glee.
Can I posit the notion that Stiff will resurrect? You know, now that Sameh has managed to learn how to be a great boyfriend and everything....
And Harv will start snuffling back round Habbs if it all goes digestive-shaped with Biscuits (as next week would suggest). Watch this space.
With or without a MN head tilt...