MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

I know, sizeable!
Can’t believe I actually typed that out loud, I was clearly overcome!

Will apply more decorum to the thread in future. 😀

Starksforthewin

Dhruv is the hottest ever Masterchef contestant. Sex on a stick. I have rewound his bits more than once.

Bet that made his eyes water (boom-tish!).

Does anybody remember which publication Druv the Divine has written in?

I thought I'd seen him regularly and fairly recently but - when I confidently announced this to Mr LaMa - couldn't find any evidence of it.

It's likely to be Delicious/Waitrose magazine/Saturday Guardian or Times/Sunday Times or Telegraph (but not yesterday's).

Really annoying me now...

LaMarschallin

👏👏👏👏👏

Starksforthewin

also

Starks

Ready for tonight!

Paging @GrouchyKiwi

I'm here

Jay thud

Missed you all last week with the topsy-turvy scheduling but here tonight.

Evening all!

Thanks four

I'm watching on mute with subtitles tonight so DH can do choir practice. I'm going to miss everything important, but at least I won't hear the greengrocer.

Hello. Gosh missed you all end of last week, the scheduling was a nightmare.

Can't you feed your DH through to this thread so we are also saved the Grocer? I'll put up with his singing (bet it's good)

Grouchy Subtitles could be quite amusing. I was watching TV in the gym on Saturday when the referee was described as having a 'decadent' game - quickly corrected to a 'decent' game.

I'd enjoy eating Steve's dish

It IS good, four, but he's a bass so it doesn't really sound like anything recognisable.

No, don't say twee stuff, Saahar. I want to like you.

The things on subtitles can make you pee yourself sometimes.

Given the critiques have been resisting the ingredients, subtitles might be like a cookery book later.

Evening all. It's been a dramatic night for Archers listeners so I need soothing.

Oh dear Emily. Stand away from the sous vide and the chemistry set

Re-listing not resisting

I love how John knows everything about every dish. I bet they have to tell them what they're cooking so he can go and research the unusual stuff to sound knowledgeable.

Romaine Was the ref officiating in a smoking jacket with a snifter of cognac in his hand?

No-one comes out well in first round from gastronomic molecular shittery. She’s out in first round for sure

Why on earth would you try to be Heston Blumenthingy in Round 1?Plenty of time for arsing around once you've shown you can actually do something well.

Hi Everyone ! After a couple of catch up episodes am back on the live show. Hmmm Smoked Mackerel pate, the gift that keeps on giving