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MasterChef Alert

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MyfanwyMontez · 14/02/2020 22:09

24th Feb .

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Starksforthewin · 09/03/2020 09:28

I know, sizeable!
Can’t believe I actually typed that out loud, I was clearly overcome!

Will apply more decorum to the thread in future. 😀

LaMarschallin · 09/03/2020 09:37

Starksforthewin

Dhruv is the hottest ever Masterchef contestant. Sex on a stick. I have rewound his bits more than once.

Bet that made his eyes water (boom-tish!).

Does anybody remember which publication Druv the Divine has written in?

I thought I'd seen him regularly and fairly recently but - when I confidently announced this to Mr LaMa - couldn't find any evidence of it.

It's likely to be Delicious/Waitrose magazine/Saturday Guardian or Times/Sunday Times or Telegraph (but not yesterday's).

Really annoying me now...

Starksforthewin · 09/03/2020 16:18

LaMarschallin

👏👏👏👏👏

LaMarschallin · 09/03/2020 20:29

Starksforthewin

Blush

also

Wink
Sizeablecontours · 09/03/2020 20:31

GrinGrin Starks

ShirleyPhallus · 09/03/2020 20:51

Ready for tonight!

fourquenelles · 09/03/2020 20:59

Paging @GrouchyKiwi

PotterHead1985 · 09/03/2020 21:01

I'm here

fourquenelles · 09/03/2020 21:01

Jay thud

RomaineCalm · 09/03/2020 21:02

Missed you all last week with the topsy-turvy scheduling but here tonight.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/03/2020 21:02

Evening all!

Thanks four Flowers

I'm watching on mute with subtitles tonight so DH can do choir practice. I'm going to miss everything important, but at least I won't hear the greengrocer.

jay55 · 09/03/2020 21:03

Hello. Gosh missed you all end of last week, the scheduling was a nightmare.

fourquenelles · 09/03/2020 21:04

Can't you feed your DH through to this thread so we are also saved the Grocer? I'll put up with his singing (bet it's good)

RomaineCalm · 09/03/2020 21:05

Grouchy Subtitles could be quite amusing. I was watching TV in the gym on Saturday when the referee was described as having a 'decadent' game - quickly corrected to a 'decent' game.

fourquenelles · 09/03/2020 21:05

I'd enjoy eating Steve's dish

GrouchyKiwi · 09/03/2020 21:06

It IS good, four, but he's a bass so it doesn't really sound like anything recognisable. Grin

No, don't say twee stuff, Saahar. I want to like you.

PotterHead1985 · 09/03/2020 21:06

The things on subtitles can make you pee yourself sometimes.

jay55 · 09/03/2020 21:07

Given the critiques have been resisting the ingredients, subtitles might be like a cookery book later.

Halsall · 09/03/2020 21:07

Evening all. It's been a dramatic night for Archers listeners so I need soothing.

fourquenelles · 09/03/2020 21:07

Oh dear Emily. Stand away from the sous vide and the chemistry set

jay55 · 09/03/2020 21:07

Re-listing not resisting

GrouchyKiwi · 09/03/2020 21:08

I love how John knows everything about every dish. I bet they have to tell them what they're cooking so he can go and research the unusual stuff to sound knowledgeable.

Romaine Was the ref officiating in a smoking jacket with a snifter of cognac in his hand?

ShirleyPhallus · 09/03/2020 21:08

No-one comes out well in first round from gastronomic molecular shittery. She’s out in first round for sure

RomaineCalm · 09/03/2020 21:09

Why on earth would you try to be Heston Blumenthingy in Round 1?Plenty of time for arsing around once you've shown you can actually do something well.

TheDogsMother · 09/03/2020 21:09

Hi Everyone ! After a couple of catch up episodes am back on the live show. Hmmm Smoked Mackerel pate, the gift that keeps on giving