MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

See you soon. On my way back home.

Oh dear. Not on till tomorrow and I'm out.

We will have an extra person to shout at Greggg: mammy potter is coming home

Back tonight at 9 and Friday at 9. Next week is Thursday then twice on Friday! I have a recording set, these times seem a bit random.

Jaysus they are all over the shop aren't they!!!!

I know! I was adamant that it was on last night (not pointing any fingers) and was grumping at DH for not being able to find it!

John Torode is standing like an overweight retired ballet dancer who has gone well to seed but who has never forgotten that moment of triumph when he did an entrechat in front of Nureyev . . .

Dev's cheeks are . . . unusual . . .

I like Karen

Teddy is a twat

Becky - I'll reserve my opinion for now

The Beetroot Man - Pete, is it? - looks like a stalker with that Tin-Tin quiff

I don't like Amanda because she said "sing-nature dish" instead of "signature dish" . And she looks unbearably smug . . .

Cheers everyone, I can't wait, ds1 is beside himself with excitement and before I forget, him and the kitchen staff would like to extend a chorus of "Fuck Off Gregg" to the thread

Oh - that is thoughtful eelenora

Give them all a hug from me.

I like Becky! I've decided - she's just gone all pink!

They even have to earn their aprons now

Budget cuts. :(

Might explain his high pitched voice as well.

I noticed that - before I saw him, when I only heard his voice, I thought he was a wumman.

Is it just me, or does anyone else twitch every time John says "Greg and I" when he means "Greg and me"?!

Not just you

Teddy has a funny eye - I thought they sorted those out nowadays?

Pete has an unusually deep philtrum . . .and looks even creepier when he smiles.

"Loved the cous-cous"?

Cous-cous is MUCK!

What!

A Posh Twat and a Creepy Stalker?

I suppose the Beeb has boxes to tick . . .

Evening

Evening all!

🙋‍♀️

Hello all.

Nocky on the menu, I see

Evening all, hope you're feeling better Schaeden

Phew for Mammy Potter coming home

Does anyone else ever think some of the contestants are familiar, two of tonights I'm convinced have been on before.

Fuck off greg. Got that done

Blueberry short stack to celebrate the Mammy and because of missing yesterday.

Gregg is winking again, he needs to stop that!

Mmm I had pancakes Monday but want more due to not having them yesterday.

Okra is always wet and rank

Don't much fancy blondies weird apricot thing