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MyfanwyMontez · 14/02/2020 22:09

24th Feb .

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BoreOfWhabylon · 25/02/2020 09:03
Grin
ilovesooty · 25/02/2020 20:45

See you soon. On my way back home.

ilovesooty · 25/02/2020 21:06

Oh dear. Not on till tomorrow and I'm out. Sad

PotterHead1985 · 26/02/2020 12:19

We will have an extra person to shout at Greggg: mammy potter is coming home GrinGrin

HelloMist · 26/02/2020 14:34

Back tonight at 9 and Friday at 9. Next week is Thursday then twice on Friday! I have a recording set, these times seem a bit random.

PotterHead1985 · 26/02/2020 17:02

Jaysus they are all over the shop aren't they!!!!

Lordfrontpaw · 26/02/2020 18:11

I know! I was adamant that it was on last night (not pointing any fingers) and was grumping at DH for not being able to find it!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:38

John Torode is standing like an overweight retired ballet dancer who has gone well to seed but who has never forgotten that moment of triumph when he did an entrechat in front of Nureyev . . .

Dev's cheeks are . . . unusual . . .

I like Karen

Teddy is a twat

Becky - I'll reserve my opinion for now

The Beetroot Man - Pete, is it? - looks like a stalker with that Tin-Tin quiff

I don't like Amanda because she said "sing-nature dish" instead of "signature dish" Angry. And she looks unbearably smug . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:47

Cheers everyone, I can't wait, ds1 is beside himself with excitement and before I forget, him and the kitchen staff would like to extend a chorus of "Fuck Off Gregg" to the thread

Oh - that is thoughtful eelenora

Give them all a hug from me.

I like Becky! I've decided - she's just gone all pink!

They even have to earn their aprons now

Budget cuts. :(

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:50

Might explain his high pitched voice as well.

I noticed that - before I saw him, when I only heard his voice, I thought he was a wumman.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:52

Is it just me, or does anyone else twitch every time John says "Greg and I" when he means "Greg and me"?!

Not just you

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:55

Teddy has a funny eye - I thought they sorted those out nowadays?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 18:58

Pete has an unusually deep philtrum . . .and looks even creepier when he smiles.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 19:01

"Loved the cous-cous"?

Cous-cous is MUCK!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/02/2020 19:24

What!

A Posh Twat and a Creepy Stalker?

I suppose the Beeb has boxes to tick . . .

jay55 · 26/02/2020 21:03

Evening

RomaineCalm · 26/02/2020 21:04

Evening all!

littlbrowndog · 26/02/2020 21:04

🙋‍♀️

Halsall · 26/02/2020 21:05

Hello all.

Nocky on the menu, I see Hmm

ellenanora5 · 26/02/2020 21:05

Evening all, hope you're feeling better Schaeden

Phew for Mammy Potter coming home

Does anyone else ever think some of the contestants are familiar, two of tonights I'm convinced have been on before.

littlbrowndog · 26/02/2020 21:06

Fuck off greg. Got that done

PotterHead1985 · 26/02/2020 21:07

Blueberry short stack to celebrate the Mammy and because of missing yesterday.

MasterChef Alert
ellenanora5 · 26/02/2020 21:07

Gregg is winking again, he needs to stop that!

jay55 · 26/02/2020 21:07

Mmm I had pancakes Monday but want more due to not having them yesterday.

Okra is always wet and rank

turnandfacethenamechange · 26/02/2020 21:08

Don't much fancy blondies weird apricot thing

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