AS IF Colin Firth is going to dress up as an animal to sing on a crap talent show! As if!
I reacted similarly to a previous poster when one of the judges guessed Margot Robbie for the bee, AS IF! She was nominated for an Oscar and doesn’t need to do this bollocks. As they must surely know.
My rule of thumb in these situations is, look at the judges and the contestants will be at least one notch below. The judges are three has beens and a bloke nobody has ever heard of. Plus it is on ITV, so ITV will have gathered its awful second rate celebs together (clue: all of them) and said, right, we’re doing conscription for this shit show and one in ten of you is in the firing line.
Thus I expect a parade of D listers including Stacey whatsherface from Loose Women, her boyfriend whose job appears to be going on increasingly crap reality shows, at least one GMTV presenter and that slightly slow-looking bloke who presents Tipping Point. I’m surprised that they have not enlisted Ant, of Ant and Dec renown. As in, you will do this godawful show dressed as a singing cockroach or no more millions of quid for prime time TV for you.
I shall, of course, be watching avidly.