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Welcome to Al's Bar. More patients than the Mill.

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Redshoeblueshoe · 22/10/2019 15:33

Yay Izzy is back AND she's a vegan.
Will Al and Jimmi take over the Icon ?
I think there's a rocky road ahead for BT and Daniel

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FuzzyPuffling · 30/10/2019 14:11

Get another kitten Val.

bellabelly · 30/10/2019 14:11

Looking forward to seance with Geoffrey the Cat tomorrow! Grin

Raahh · 30/10/2019 14:12

BT will spend all of December, adjusting the baubles from behind a Christmas tree.Grin

Raahh · 30/10/2019 14:15

Sorry, I'm still giggling at 'grotty with grief'.

Grin
Raahh · 30/10/2019 14:18

Bt doesn't want Daniel's baby anyway.

And he would have three children, by 3 women. Which is ok for men , apparenly. The other way around, and a woman would be called allsorts.

Think of all the extra botox he would have to perform- and when exactly does he do Granger clinic stuff? They neve seem to have staff to do GP work!

Raahh · 30/10/2019 14:20

(Not that they ever have actual patients)

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Redshoeblueshoe · 30/10/2019 14:58

Well that wasn't predictable at all Shock

Al does need to grow up. #IhateDaniel

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LIZS · 30/10/2019 15:19

Catching up, surely there was time for an ambulance or midwife.

FuzzyPuffling · 30/10/2019 15:38

A docTors lifespan....
"I think I'm in labour" "Yes so you are, you're 10cms dilated". "Whizzo here's the baby - it's 3 months old"

A week later....."what a painful mardy teenager this is"

LIZS · 30/10/2019 16:40

Is the microbrewery in the same warehouse as the escape room, taser training etc...

Raahh · 30/10/2019 16:45

LIZS I would expect so. They are probably re-using the Viper making equipment too, for brewing.

Recycling at it's best.

Like their actors.

NutButterNutter · 30/10/2019 23:15

Hang on, do I've managed to miss pregnancy announcement, annoying I Hate Daniel, miscarriage, a Doctors super quick birth, a babynapping and Gobbyplod getting tasered? Shit timing for a holiday.
Raahh I hope Kev has a quick and painless death soon

Raahh · 31/10/2019 07:11

Nut you missed ALL the decent story line in one go.

Normal service wil be resumed soon.
The sad thing is, we didn't even get to see Izzy's reaction to the news and properly destroying the happy union. Since I think it will do that by itself.

ExpletiveDEVILighted · 31/10/2019 07:22

Just watched yesterday's. Al can be a bit of am arse but Otis was pretentious. I still hate Daniel. Good story for Zara for a change.

Raahh · 31/10/2019 07:40

Al was right, Otis was pretentious.

What you really need (I spoke to my dad last night , in case I dreamt it- his memory was hazy, but it was true)- you need to make marrow rumGrin). Turns out, he failed to make marrow rum. Just an almightly mess in an antique wardrobe, but at least I didn't dream it.

1)You need, a marrow, sugar, yeast, some sort of muslin bag, other stuff he forgot, hang in inherited antique wardrobe (important there is something in to catch drips- this msy be where the problems occurred) - forget about it until there is a stench of rotting flesh).

2)Be grateful it's the spare room and your job involves lengthy periods working away from home.

3)Never repeat experiment again.

My mother is incredibly house proud, but I don't think this was cited in the divorce proceedings.

Raahh · 31/10/2019 07:47

Zara was a much better midwife. No nonsense, just got on with the job.

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Redshoeblueshoe · 31/10/2019 09:30

We had too many pears this year, so I made some pear wine. I made chutney with my apples.

Otis was pretentious. I hope you had a good holiday nut

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Redshoeblueshoe · 31/10/2019 09:41

I'll probably be out at Doctor's time, so have a spooky Halloween 👻

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FuzzyPuffling · 31/10/2019 10:34

I still rather liked Otis.
Otis would be a great name for replacement cat, Val.

ExpletiveDEVILighted · 31/10/2019 11:49

I did like the fact that Zara managed to deliver a baby in her sharp suit, high heels and make-up without so much as smudging her mascara. However the baby appeared to arrive totally clean so maybe a stork delivered it in a little cloth cradle.

Raahh · 31/10/2019 12:09

Zara did her her never before mentioned midwifery course in Mary Poppins course somewhere where they wear Louboutins to clean the loos.

Not a hair out of place, and of course, the bedroom didn't have any evidence that a birth had taken place in it - at all.

Not like the bathroom next to the room I gave birth to ds in at the hospital. It was like Psycho, in technicolour

tmi.

LIZS · 31/10/2019 12:47

Anyone else think Daniel will quietly have the snip? Ideally done by Sod on a lunchbreak from minor surgery and have nasty side effects

Raahh · 31/10/2019 13:39

LIZS For everyone's sake, that would be wise. And definitely good if Sod did it. They could compare, erm, you know...

Raahh · 31/10/2019 13:40

Daniel is a bit of a wuss though.

If he did have the snip, he would take 6 months off to do Panto to recover, whilst feeling sorry for himself.

ExpletiveDEVILighted · 31/10/2019 13:44

What was that old joke about the incompetent doctor doing a vasectomy. He slipped and got the sack Grin.