Naked Attraction 😯

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Telly bumming away and this has came on. I've never seen it before but am speechless!!

Who sits and waits on this coming on lol?!

It's awful.

I don't understand it at all.

It's an interesting way of meeting someone.

But how on earth do you stroll into work the next day after being on that?

I'm not a prude but I'm shocked this is allowed. How cringey! Watching it through my fingers with my jaw dropped open 😖

Sparklingbrook 😂😂 I've no idea!

Likewise - had been half watching Kevin Macleod while mumsnetting then this comes on. WTAF? TV now switched off so I guess that's one plus point.

Glad it’s not just me. It’s just cheap, crap tv and as Sparkling says, how on earth do you show your face after that.

My MIL suggested I watch it, DH was speechless a) that she suggested it & b) when we watched it

I don't get it at all - can't imagine anything more cringe worthy than standing there exposed and having your body critiqued by a complete randomer Infront of the nation!

It's widely shown in PSHE lessons in secondary schools as it promotes a realistic idea of how our bodies differ which kind of makes sense I suppose.

Can you imagine it? In the staff room the next day?

'I saw you on Naked Attraction last night Susan, I must say you have a lovely neat vulva, and I would never have guessed you had pierced nipples and a tattoo of the devil on your thigh'

That whole singing/ dancing saga was so cringe

Sparklingbrook

'I saw you on Naked Attraction last night Susan, I must say you have a lovely neat vulva, and I would never have guessed you had pierced nipples and a tattoo of the devil on your thigh'

😂😂😂

Brilliant!

I have watched it, very shamefacedly, the odd time. The worst bit I think is Anna whatshername's painful repartee about each contestant's body.

Trying to find something to say, it's cringingly awful.

I can normally watch it with minimal cringe. However tonight I turned over when the church-going twin proclaimed "I like feet. I like feeling toes on my pussy"

I noped out.

Someone said upthread that at least it promotes realistic body images - but does it? I've seen quite a few newspaper articles reporting studies (from medical journals) saying the average bloke is 5 to 6 inches long when erect - and yet the snippet I saw had the woman saying she liked 8 to 11 inches (another WTAF moment), and the blokes giving thumbs up to the suggestion that they'd be that long when erect. I really hope you were joking with the "show it in PHSE classes", because quite aside from it being wildly inappropriate, you'd end up with a lot of boys feeling they were inadequate when in fact they were perfectly normal. (I presume the same will be true of the episodes showing women's vulvas).

Particularly cringy tonight.
"I think you'll look beautiful laid naked on my bed tonight"

And once you’ve been on it then what?

I can’t imagine it does a lot for your self esteem if you’re not chosen.

I used to tell my two boys that under no circumstances could they apply to go on Big Brother and show me up. But that's now finished so they could do the ultimate and apply for Naked Attraction/Love Island.

I wonder what the families make of it? 'Mum, Dad, I am going to be on the telly!'

57 year Judith likes clotted probably curdled cream licked off her ‘kitty’!
It’s such awful TV but yet so addictive. I love it!

Can't believe that transgender 'celeb' was so pissed off at not winning.

Saw it on Gogglebox and thought it was a spoof. Not sure of the point, it looked more like a biology lesson.

Brave people on the programme, but not many lead to success after initial meeting. Lot worse on TV. And I think it's good to see people come ion all shapes and sizes and that's ok.

I watched Naked Attraction the other night, I just put the telly on after coming back from my local pub. I sat down with another wine,and a sausage roll to eat, only to be confronted ,by a woman copping a feel of a contestants breast,and studiously surveying her vulva,and then saying that they were not quite right for her, ha ha..

Well.I am an oldie, so do you think that they might have a pensioner naked attraction slot one day..

I've just listened to them talking about last night's episode on the radio. Complaining about the naked men dancing while that dirty wife sang a hymn lol.

I'd need to go about with a paper bag over my head for the rest of my life 🙈

How these people face anyone after going on that I do not know lol!

That bloke that was picked by 'Ms ToeMyKittyhair' was like Mr Toad from Toad Hall - he was literally licking his lips at one point 🤮🤮

To be fair Lauren Harries does have, to quote @Sparklingbrook - a 'lovely neat vulva' fair play to the surgeon!