Bemused by docTors, but we all HATE DANIEL!

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New thread.

Yes, its definitely all Daniels fault, everything is utter bastard

Today's torrential rain? Daniel
The dreadful state of the world? Daniel
My son's eye infection? Bloody Daniel

but who is to blame for Brexit? 🇪🇺🇪🇺

Shall we pin that one on Rhuma??

Surely that's bad enough to be both Ruhma AND Daniel, no?

If we could name storms we could call them Daniel and Ruhma

Only bad ones

I'm in withdrawal. So I've started making up stop gap, never to be mentioned again, episodes.

On Monday Jimmy had patients! First there was a man with excessive flatulence, followed by a dirty tramp, then a very sticky child. His OCD went into overdrive until he went for a pint with Al and meditated between rounds of darts.

We could call good storms VALARIE or Mrs Tembe
I don't want to see Mrs T on Corrie, she just won't be the same, with a husband and children

Marvellous, Bingle!! I look forward to more episodes tomorrow

Yes, red, she should just come back

Nut I live quite near the studios. I might steal her, and take her back to Birmingham.
I would so love to bump into her in the Trafford Centre and demand she moves back south immediately !

Would anyone care to nominate characters so can skive at work do some thinking?

Red do it!!!!!!!! I'll bail you out if it goes wrong!
Bingle we haven't seen Zara for a while so a Zara Val Al episode would be good

Thinking about storms
Sid would be a damp squib
Gobby would be a lot of hot air . .

Zara would be lots of lightning flashes
Mrs T would be the calm before the storm

Al would be a storm-chase like you see on US TV programmes.

Ruhma would be one of those days when everything is gloomy and oppressive but it never quite comes to anything.

Val would be sunshine/showers/brightly coloured rainbows all at once.

Jimmi would be a flash flood requiring a lot of cleaning afterwards.

Surely Val would be raining cats and...

well, just raining cats .

Zara is back from holiday and looking very miserable. Val wants to know why and starts looking for clues. Al decides to gave some fun and plants a cat toy on Zara's handbag (so it falls when she picks it up) and leaves a cat magazine iin the staff room after Zara has been in. Val decides Zara wants a cat and starts dropping hints on how good it is to rescue them and great for kids etc every time she sees her.

Zara eventually tells 6tl that sh6es miserable because Joe talked lions non stop on the way make so she's knackered and now bloody Val won't shut up about cats. She starts to consider getting one....

I am now getting safari park adverts.

Bingle you have only got yourself to blame

I quite fancy like Daniel.

Zara must be a bloody nightmare to live with.