Cheryl

[Hofuckingho]

What is she wearing?

@CalmConfident I just said she was styling me tummnus to dh!

DH and I said the same thing. She has a nice voice, but all her songs are completely rubbish. She's an amazing dancer though.

Cheryl looks like she she’s developed elephantiasis.

The whole performance is utterly cringeworthy. When is Cheryl gonna give up.

Reminded me of those ancient Egyptian statues with great big distended thighs and knees. Not an obvious fashion choice, but it gets you talked about, I guess.

Cheryl was worth watching, just for the backing dancers. They were superb, and fit!

Yes Yasmine, she was excellent. Lovely to see a natural looking female who can actually sing and isn't over sexualised for a change.

Was I the only one listing over Yasmin's dad ?!

*lusting!!

Satsuma - No!

Satsuma - no you weren't.

Jasmine was amazing.

He was pretty fit!

Yup, the dad was indeed very fit,,😋

What are you all watching and what channel?

It was Michael McIntyre on BBC1.

She looked like she was channeling Cher crossed with Wallace's 'automatic trousers '...

Her stylist however is suffering from a serious dose of the emperors new clothes.

I thought rear end of a pantomime creature.
What was she thinking?

😂😂😂

I've said this on another thread. Sorry for repeating myself.

I can't understand why someone who was absolutely beautiful would scribble all over a peachy behind. In a poor light, it would just look like she'd bumped down 20 stone steps on her arris.

I'd have a hard time making someone think my gargantuan backside was great even if it had a Banksy on it.

On the plus side I must be fashion forward as my legs pretty much look like Cheryl's boots.

As for interfering with that face...

I cannot stop thinking that she is Aunty Liz from Grandma's house now.

Those boots are just incredibly ugly. Her stylist is taking the piss.