It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Whatashower you missed the deconstructed egg.

Egg and courgette?
Pickled egg?
Egg with a crumb?

Omg eggy bread

I'm with my elderly mum again. Filled her in on the names and she's right on them. Clapped eyes on KPM for the first time and instantly said 'Is that Knitting-Pattern Man?'

Yay! Like sound of this eggy bread Olly

Specialises in game. Twat.
Who's this guy, must have been puppy walking night. My dd would like him. Parfait, mmmmmm. You can stick your frangipaine. Fucking marzipanny tasting shite.
Eggy bread. Winner!

YEAH! Eggie bread for the win.

I think KPM is Marcus' love child.

@halsall hope she enjoys it as much as we all do

waves at Halsall's mum. No flies on you lady

Thank goodness Gregg is off tonight. Imagine the egg puns...

"YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES.. AND NO I'M NOT YOLKING"

🤣 I did indeed miss that Romaine!

Plus Egg Three Ways, obvs 😀

Please God, not egg tartare.

I hate runny eggs with a passion. I would literally vom if presented with one. It's almost the only thing I simply can't eat.

What the eff was that in the glass dish. Looked like a medical specimen

He has very innocent wide-eyes hasn't he? And then he talks about pickled cockles.

45 minute eggs?

I was hoping starting a sentence with "so" had gone out of fashion but it seems I am sadly mistaken.

Don't mind a runny yolk but vom at snot like whites

Another one with a quiff like TinTin- seems a popular style this year. it's the shite footballers trim favoured by Turkish barbers. All our year 11 boys look like that.

So Pencil why do you say that? Hahahahahaha. Sorry.

Dave seems to be chewing away there

topped with pig fat aka lardo? is that right???

Lawrence is a smug-faced bastard

Not a fan then Schaden?

So - we'll never get the grin of his face

I am having to look away during the eggs.

That little egg looked LUVVERLEY!