Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Good point. Can't they just do a dna test? They must still have some of dee's hair on that brush.

But if she is dee, why did she do that awful sneering laugh at sonya the other day? That was pure Andrea.

The Dee/Evil Andrea and Cassius storylines are confusing and implausible even by Neighbours standards

And even more sausage innuendos

Could Dee and Andrea be part of a long lost twins storyline? Dee is real, but Andrea is also real?

If it weren't a day-time soap I'd be predicting that Dee was discovered & has been held captive by some bloke for all this time. She's apparently recently given birth & I think the implications of that, essentially she's been being raped for years, might be a bit too heavy/dark for Neighbours! It would make for an interesting storyline though - her children being found, whether she's not too psychologically traumatised to reintegrate into the real world. It could go either way with her basically needing to be in a specialist unit forever with Toadie feeling responsible for her & David & Aaron adopting her kids; or she's in therapy for a couple of weeks but being reunited with her children & a chat with Toadie is all she needs to make a breakthrough & be ready to move on with her life away from Erinsborough because, although she'll always love Toadie, being around him will be a reminder of what could've been & what actually happened so she's going to take her DC to start fresh somewhere new. [Taxi drives onto street slowly as drone-shot shows Dee from afar/above standing in the middle of the street with her suitcase & young child(ren). The shot zooms in on her face. She smiles sadly as she looks around, flashbacks of her memories play over wistful music. The taxi pulls up in front of her. The children & single suitcase are in the car. She takes one last look around, one hand on the top of the open door, before getting in & leaving Ramsey Street forever.]

That would be absolute perfection

The other option is that she is Dee and she returns to Erinsborough to live in one of Paul's new flats to recuperate. Dee then meets Mark and is engaged within 3 weeks

And she already has all his rings that he threw in the water!

So I’m just watching an ep of Queer Eye and they are talking about tucking the front of your top in your trouser calling it a “French tuck”. Er... no... that’s a “Steph Scully Stuff” 💁🏽‍♀️

Erm, surely David telling the Rebeccis that Sindi is in hospital would be breaking patient confidentiality?

I think they should scrapey scrapey Sindi while she is in hospital. She might the real Dee!

I would be quite happy to see Gary back in prison. His stupid behaviour!

Stupid question but why didn't he just hide it in his bedroom? Not like any one is going in there besides him

Because he remembered Amy’s hiding technique when she confessed about being light fingered. She said to hide it in a communal area because they don’t have a set for your bedroom yet. Not sure why he thought the sofa was a good shout though...

Wait! Finn his Bea’s top under the armchair and he had a bedroom set... maybe it’s an Aussie thing.

I’d leave my husband and marry Chloe if it wasn’t for her debt and Christmases sat next to dull Mark whilst Boo Boo and Az over performe in a game of charades, and Faye somehow manages to bang the turkey delivery man despite not saying a word and just standing there like a slightly soggy cardboard cut out. At least there would be a possibility of Tyler showing up.

I like Chloe. Not much time for Bea. Although slightly better than Mishti.

I missed shed loads of episodes then did a huge catch up and the thing that most stood out was Karl naked in the greenhouse. It's been poor.

How big a box must Therese have been standing on in the Leo fantasy scenes? I swear one of the writers has a side job as a chiropractor or something, the way they keep pairing tiny women with towering men.

Also, what is with the Sofa in the Robinson penthouse? Has Paul secretly had the green sofa of sluttery from Therese’s Office recovered and installed there? Only Tiny has yet to have weird dreams about a neighbour after falling asleep on it. Which is weird given that a) he’s engaged to a neighbour, and b) as a junior doctor you’d think he’d be the sibling most likely to fall asleep on the sofa.

The Leo - Therese scenes are making me cringe.

Yes, come on. Put Paul and Therese together. Surely if he'd just told her he was desperate to find something really meaningful as a gift and asked his son for advice she wouldn't have reacted thinking it so conniving etc? I don't really see the problem myself. OK, he shouldn't have taken the credit for the idea, but it doesn't make it manipulative and game playing.
He just wanted to make her happy! Coz he loves her. And they should be together. (If for no other reason than that their chemistry might burn the memory of Gary's sausage to smithereens.)

Yes, Paul doesn’t strike me as someone who has ever put together any kind of film or slideshow. I imagine he gets someone else to do his presentations for meetings etc. It wouldn’t be that surprising he asked for his kid’s help

Just do a DNA test on Hugo or Willow and Hospital Andrea/Dee and be done with it!
If it matches she's Andrea, if it doesn't she's Dee.

Really hate Leo scenes with Terese

I’m sure Elly said vag instead of veg today and did Karl suggest that Aaron and David shouldn’t/wouldn’t get married due to possible Huntington’s?

Actually it makes sense. Having some wine and getting your bag out on the sofa sounds like the beginnings of a blue box night. Standard Kennedy household behaviour.