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Eurovision 2018: Stage Invaders!

995 replies

acatcalledjohn · 12/05/2018 21:17

New thread!

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Pinkyponkcustard · 12/05/2018 22:08

I’ve just remembered there are maxibons in the freezer!

DamsonGin · 12/05/2018 22:09

I quite like Italy. I like a song with a message.

Aridane · 12/05/2018 22:09

In Cairo they do not know what time it is now
The sun on the Rambla today is not the same
In France there is a concert, people have fun
Someone sings loudly, someone shouts to death

It always rains in London but today it does not hurt
The sky does not offer discounts even at a funeral
In Nice, the sea is red with fires and shame
People on the asphalt and blood in the sewer

And this huge body we call Earth
Wounded in his organs from Asia to England
Galaxies of people dispersed in space
But the most important is the space of a hug

Of mothers without children, of children without fathers
Of faces illuminated like walls without paintings
Minutes of silence broken by a voice
You did not do anything to me

You did not do anything to me
You have not taken anything from me
This is my life that goes on
Over all, besides people

You did not do anything to me
You did not have anything
Because everything goes beyond
Your useless wars

There are those who make the cross
And who prays on the carpets
Churches and mosques
The Imam and all the priests

Separate entrances
Of the same house
Billions of people
Who are hoping for something

Arms without hands
Faces without names

Voice0fReason · 12/05/2018 22:09

Italy - not doing it for me

Todamhottoday · 12/05/2018 22:09

Italy poor

Shampaincharly · 12/05/2018 22:09

Quite like Italy

RedToothBrush · 12/05/2018 22:09

Here we go with the roundup

  1. Ukraine: Teen Angst Adam’s Family Extra
  2. Spain: We Love Each Other So Much Vomit
  3. Slovenia: Earache After Too Many Sambucas in A Bad Club.
  4. Lithuania: Christmas Advert In A Bridesmaid Dress
  5. Austria: Plether Jumper on a Landing Platform
  6. Estonia: The 5th Element Alien in a Volcano Dress
  7. Norway: Apple Advert Violining Reprise
  8. Portugal: Pink Haired Duet
  9. United Kingdom: Official Anthem of Brexit Haters (with a nasty stage invasion)
  10. Serbia: Albert Einstein meets Ming the Merciless Balkan Ballad
  11. Germany: Ed Sheeran and Mick Hucknall’s Love Child ‘EdShucknall’
  12. Albania: 1980s Escape Artist with Tattoos
  13. France: Mercy Full Shoulderpads
  14. Czech Republic: Camel Boy Trumpet Ollie Mers Bum Wigglers Dabbing
  15. Denmark: Les Mis Dane of Thrones
  16. Australia: Aldi Beyonce Dressed a Quality Street
  17. Finland: Monstrous Knife Throwing with Indiana Jones Baddies
  18. Bulgaria: Sia, Man Bun and Fat Rylan in Fisherman Jumpers
  19. Moldova: Celebrity Squares meets Carry on Crusing circa 1957
  20. Sweden: Justin Trousersnake Beibleves Tron doing Michael Jackson
  21. Hungary: Hangry Barefooted Roooooockkkkkkkkkk!!!! Student Union Band
  22. Israel: Chicken Pikachu Mofo
  23. Netherlands: Yeehaw Halfprice Guns & Tulips on Karaoke
  24. Ireland: ‘Nice’ Irish Boy with a Guitar
  25. Cyprus: Shakira’s Fiery Gold Foil Trousers
  26. Italy: Tuneless Word Salad with Mad Hair
Pebblespony · 12/05/2018 22:09

Anyone know how to vote from Ireland. I'm watching BBC.

LadyMisty · 12/05/2018 22:09

Oh he's in pain

sonjadog · 12/05/2018 22:09

I like Italy, but it will probably come last.

CircleSquareCircleSquare · 12/05/2018 22:09

I like the meaning but I find it hard to swallow this type of thing at Eurovision. Esp with what’s happening in France right now.

Justwanttoweeinpeace · 12/05/2018 22:09

It's Jesse eisenberg!

Slartybartfast · 12/05/2018 22:09

Quite liked Italy once translated

Voice0fReason · 12/05/2018 22:09

My favourites
Austria
Germany
Moldova

mathanxiety · 12/05/2018 22:09

Italy very blahhhhh.

Cyprus woman all hair no t much song.

coffeeagogo · 12/05/2018 22:09

He's like a whining mark zuckerberg in social media (shivers)

dillite · 12/05/2018 22:10

The one with the shorter hair looks like he would say "You're welcome, Marge" at the end of sex- shortly after asking what your name was again and being told it's Penny.

user1496668552 · 12/05/2018 22:10

I'm voting for Hungary.
My 8 year is voting for dracula, or maybe the guy with the back pack.
Hubby is voting for israel.

Shampaincharly · 12/05/2018 22:10

Navel gazing

SneakyGremlins · 12/05/2018 22:10

Vote on the app, Pebbles?

Not sure about Italy. This didn't happen in their country..

jugglingsatsumas · 12/05/2018 22:10

I love the Italian song!

*Pinkyponkcustard

I’ve just remembered there are maxibons in the freezer!*

Guess what we're eating!?Grin

CircleSquareCircleSquare · 12/05/2018 22:10

I like that shiny pink dress. Ooooooh

Todamhottoday · 12/05/2018 22:10

Well, my votes go to UK of course, then Denmark then erm dont know need another wine to think

God the presenters are dire

Rhubarb01 · 12/05/2018 22:10

EUROPE START VOTING!!!

UnimaginativeUsername · 12/05/2018 22:10

Have the presenters changed clothes?

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