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No BGT thread tonight? Here it is. Week 4

149 replies

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 20:06

Grin
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AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:00

I'll do the first aid afterwards

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 21:01

Doyle GrinGrin

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MissMary0fSweden · 05/05/2018 21:01

I've got a wig and some cat fangs?

Piggywaspushed · 05/05/2018 21:01

Could I juts say, re my knife throwing abilities : if I shut my eyes, I am unable to touch my nose with my index finger. But probably not a problem.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:01

Where are the dogs this year?

yawning801 · 05/05/2018 21:02

I can hear Chariots of Fire starting to play... and the running commentary...

"The Mumsnetters start to gear up for their performance. Another is brandishing her first-aid kit, Mrs Doyle is brandishing her husband.... but will their act be a success?"

yawning801 · 05/05/2018 21:03

"But... was MrsDoyle joking?"

I know I'm going too far now...

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 21:03

"Ooooo what tragic error. The poor man has lost his man bits with a misplaced throw. Oh the humanity"

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AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:03

Disclaimer: my first aid kit consists of left over items from my last ultra marathon. There's probably some vaseline, some talcum powdered socks and stale cereal bar if you're lucky

yawning801 · 05/05/2018 21:05

Another the stale cereal bar will do for any last-minute munchies!

AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:06

And talced socks are lovely and soft on sweaty feet. Everyone deserves to die in comfort

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 21:06
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AlonsoTigerHeart · 05/05/2018 21:07

I've got a shit hot amazing first aid kit that I purchased while drunk.
£80 and its better kitted out than an Ambulance

Piggywaspushed · 05/05/2018 21:07

Oh ! Oh ! It's a Man In A Hat!!

We all know what that means!

yawning801 · 05/05/2018 21:08

Nooooo not another hat twat!

AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:08

Haha AlonsoTigerHeart, my dog first aid kit is a thing of wonder!

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 21:08

Ah this a grandpa hat so I don't think it counts as a twat hat

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AlonsoTigerHeart · 05/05/2018 21:09

Oh god the pregnant missus angle

Sparklingbrook · 05/05/2018 21:09

Had to change channels for a bit there due to cringe. Back now.

Piggywaspushed · 05/05/2018 21:09

Soubriquet you're just letting him off because he has nice eyes. Don't be deceived.

Sparklingbrook · 05/05/2018 21:10

Oh FGS. X Factor is back in the Autumn presumably.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:10

Less singers, more dogs!

Soubriquet · 05/05/2018 21:10

He's a bit quiet bless him but he isn't bad

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MrsDoylesTeaBags · 05/05/2018 21:11

He's on a rant about Football Club owners, managers and players now and he won't stop. You can have him, do you have any safety pins? Just incase I need to re-attach anything.

AnotherOriginalUsername · 05/05/2018 21:11

££ in Simon's eyes