THE VOICE- it's the blind auditions WEEK 2- ** Saturday 8pm** - but will it still be the J-Hud show, or will we actually hear more of the acts?

[Raahh]

But..there are only 9 acts in and hour and a half, so who knows what they will fill the time with this week . Maybe it's Olly's turn to sing between the auditions?
Frankly, last week was ridiculous. .

And how many more kids/nans will there be?

I have my bingo sheet ready.

I don't know if the show was the reason I ended up with a migraine until Wednesday...

I'm still , unintentionally, not drinking. But I am getting quite fond of my hot water with lemon juice. Really.

So- I need nibbles.

I don't like him.. I don't know why, can't put my finger on it. But then again I am an evil cow.

Anything would be tough for you to sing, Olly, love.

Have you been there Olly, in his position? You've never mentioned it.

I need a wee, we need an ad break.

Tom's vocab:
Tone
Fresh
Wales

squoosh the furry member of that party has been side-eyeing me all evening over my TV choices. She's one to judge, she licks her own arse.

dilitte what a cutie!!! My dog is in disgrace today as she has rolled in something and stinks, and we are all too lazy to wash her.

Pain in my ears more like. Hes a tosser.

Cary

He's going with Olly? Olly is after a girlfriend. Not competition.

coco where were you 5 minutes ago when we had an ad break?

Bloody hell, someone give this bloke some happy pills, we don’t need misery on a Saturday night

West of Ireland dillite

I didnt need to go then

I miss my pets, we are not allowed pets here... A stupid tenancy!!!

That really is the arse end of nowhere Jane

nancy he didn't seem any happier once he'd been picked , than when he wasn't!

dilitte there could be a case for your dog preferring to lick her own arse rather than watching this... Happily I'm not bendy enough to try out that theory

One of my ex students was on this show a couple of years ago.
Name of Brad (guitar, checked jacket, Elvis quiff)
Paloma stole him
Lovely lad.

In other news, I hate Schloer

I hate the TUI advert. The woman on it really irritates me.

Oh dear.

I've run out of

No idea how to endure watch the next half hour. Helppppp

My battery is running low, and I can't be arsed to move my charger to the plug socket where I'm sat. I am a lazy bitch.

I had to wash my stinky dog yesterday. I'm not the better of it yet!

platypus imagine your teenagers' reaction if they were to walk into the room whilst you are attempting to lick your own arse whilst trying to watch The Vice.

Cary I remember him!

Nine o clock is o clock in my house. I have loads some!