Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

That pudding looks so good

SHUT UP GREG(G)!!!!!

Oh Schaden he could have come to London to avenge his sister's death. He is searching the opium dens of London determined to find (and KILL!) the cruel earl who took his deat sister's virtue and left her alone, unmarried and pregnant in Shaghai. She of course had to take her own life.

Yeah yazuka guy pulls off the ponytail.
FUCK OFF GREGG!

Yes, Jun Tanaka is the attractive one. Billy Bunter looks like every British Stereotype.

Oh wait. he's Japanese not Chinese. Tokyo then rather than Shanghai.

Do you think the contestants get talent hunted by the chefs?

He is Wolf Wonderful chef

Blimey - so do I four!!

IMPORTANT NOTICE

I DO NOT FANCY BILLY BUNTER!!!!!

Anyone know where the Food Wankery Destination is this year?

You SO fancy Billy Bunter. Ain't no shame in that baby.

squoosh - That is inspired

Do you think the contestants get talent hunted by the chefs?

If they don't, the posh restaurants are missing a trick.

I think Quatre Saisons Gary has his eye on Louisa . . .

No I don't, I don't fancy billy Bunter. I don't I don't I don't

squoosh and then the heavenly notes of a mandolin wafted over the rooftops... into the open window of a basement kitchen where a young woman laboured, skinning sheeps knackers ahead of service....

Wait, what's all this about sheep's knackers? I thought sweetbreads were the pancreas.

I love the juxtaposition of the celestial music with the bollock skinning

I do think we should have a parallel thread for the , err umm , creative writing inspired by m chef!

I slipped up.
As she tenderly skinned the glistening sheep's knackers...
Balls mainly.
Occasionally pancreas ^^
Marcus Marcus this is my way to your heart....

Someone phoned me and I missed the last bit.

Anyone remember the "lovely bollocks" episode from Eurotrash?

Judging by the trailer wanky restaurant destination will have food with lots of flowers.

Steady on, chaps, if this novel takes hold we're in danger of creating a new and terrifying genre of Masterchef fan-fiction.

It'll be '50 Shades of Knackers' before you know it.

but if it makes us as rich as EL James.....hmmmmm

Any news of my long lost cousins twice-removed Dorian and Julian Pygge? I can't keep track, what with all the yeasty knackers.

Halsall

"Fifty Shades Of Knackers"

or perhaps "Fifty Plates Of Knackers"

I think we've just found our title!

Now we need to think of who will pay these sterling characters in the film spin-off. (Because there WILL be a film spin-off)

Just caught up on the thread, surprised no one mentioned the Scottish chefs unfortunate pronunciation of 'smoked curd' 🙈

It's like Shakin Stevens turning up to a jam session with the Stones.

Missed that gem last night