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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:42

Once you've eaten a deep fried bollock all other offal seems inviting. ah, but whose was it Squoosh?
Ahhh poor chef bot.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:42

Plucky little Louisa - putting a brave face on things.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:42

She is so grounded and self-possessed. I'm impressed by her attitude, if not the food this time.

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:42

No Mighty no access to the basement and pray that squoosh missed that thought

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Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:43

Me too halsall. Exactly.
There is a weird sisterhood on this thread!

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:43

We love Cherish here.

We do Cherish speak a lot

“It’s no good on my palate”
“Vair disappointing chef”
“I get my ruler out”

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:43

I'll go with weird fascination Halsall.

I'd love to know how she got to the giddy heightsoffoodcriticis that she has.

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:44

do I get to go down to the basement with Marcus ? No. Thought not.

Anthony
Worrall
Thompson

That is all.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:44

Who's the greasy bloke? He could be the proprietor of our suspect chophouse cum Molly house.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:44

Duck looks fair nice.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:45

But sooooo tiny

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:45

Arrrrrrrrrrtggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:46

Which Greasy Bloke is that Fuckery? There are so many.

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:46

Mallen done good

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:46

Tosquoosh obvs.

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:46

Cherish looks amazing tonight. Love the choker.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:46

Wee Chef gives high praise! Jamiemust be GOOD!

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:48

They are all Bond villains, I’m waiting for a mass shoot out a la Bugsy Malone

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:48

The scruffy Yorkshire guy.
I don't like star anise. There.

GrouchyKiwi · 19/12/2017 20:48

I like Pip too. They've got all my favourites from Great British Menu there tonight.

Good job, Mallen.

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:48

Catherine Cookson would be proud.

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:48

Aww duck guy.

TheLegendOfBeans · 19/12/2017 20:49

Many, many Scots

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:49

Oooh. Burnt apple pudden.

Calvados ice-cream sounds amazing

OH NO - What is happening?!?!?!?!?!

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:49

It's like the magic porridge pot

(which I always thought sounded like the worst type of magic pot one could have)