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X factor

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The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 19:54

Is there a thread?

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dillite · 23/09/2017 21:02

Do you think Granny G will be on this years shows? Or is she back to having afternoon tea at Claridges with her girlfriends Candida, Cressida and Tabitha?

Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:02

I really want to see him in the live shows. The possibilities are endless, for S and M themed staging. It will have Nan's across the country keeling over.

NoisyBrain · 23/09/2017 21:03

Raahh good point about Honey G. Syphilis isn't quite as annoying as her.

The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 21:04

So, the casting couch is still going strong eh Lou lou?
Slavko saw you coming , he knew there was a wagner needed on this show !
Wham and the libertines on ads. Love it.

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Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:04

dillite I'm still disappointed they never un-masked her.
Maybe she will turn up at the auditions, without the Johnathan King dodgy glasses, and they won't recognise her.

nicenewdusters · 23/09/2017 21:05

He'll be like a Euro version of Stevie in plastic trousers. There'll be a lot of shots of him and Louis shopping and wandering around Soho.

Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:05

I wish Dermott would speak properly. Everytime I hear the Just Eat thing, I think he says 'Justin'.

nicenewdusters · 23/09/2017 21:06

I think Louis was hoping for a Ladyboy.

The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 21:06

Louis better watch out. The daily fail will be out in force.
Slavo looks dodgy to me.

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Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:07

It could be the first X Factor wedding. Louis and Slavko.

How many cats and dogs??

nicenewdusters · 23/09/2017 21:07

Please be good.

nancy75 · 23/09/2017 21:07

Her house must stink, 18 catsEnvy(vom)

goodeggsarehardtocatch · 23/09/2017 21:07

Oh no Simon jinxed her

The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 21:08

I want the cadbury man to come on this show.

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dillite · 23/09/2017 21:08

NO! NO! NO!NO NONONONONONOOOOOO! Not this fucking song! NO!

Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:08

She's probably the last act, so could go either way.

Oh, a warbler. What a surprise.

nicenewdusters · 23/09/2017 21:08

Nice voice, but so many teeth.

nancy75 · 23/09/2017 21:09

Boring horrible song

Raahh · 23/09/2017 21:09

I hate this song too.

It's so bloody obvious. It's up there with all the other shouty numbers they do on these shoes.

Give me Rai-Elle and 'Sail' any day of the week.

NoisyBrain · 23/09/2017 21:09

Reminds me of the woman from the Philippines on last year's X Factor who did a big tune. Is this J Hud?

nicenewdusters · 23/09/2017 21:09

Lovely Cadbury man will come on in his chair ..... spin round.... and Louis will melt under the table like a bar of fruit and nut.

nancy75 · 23/09/2017 21:09

Windows across England are shattering

ShizzleYoDrizzle · 23/09/2017 21:09

So boring. Hate these standard ballad belters.

dillite · 23/09/2017 21:09

DD has said that all she does is shout. I agree.

The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 21:10

' louko' -
This one sounds like one of her 18 cats.

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