Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

Ah, Celebrity Island. His brother was on Love Island, I think. Everyone gets them mixed up, they are very alike. But he's definitely Corrie, not Emmerdale!

He'll take his top of alot. Thats sufficient for me hahah

Assume it'll be a short stint though, he's got a daughter with Sarah Platt

Maybe he’s going to be Chloe Brennan.

Pmsl

Maybe he’s going to be Chloe Brennan

I love you

I couldn't bloody stand Jason, hopefully he is a good actor who had to play a shit part and will be better in Neighbours yeah right

Sheila and Hamish. 🤢

Adam Thomas was on I’m a Celebrity last year. Ryan did the Bear Grylls Island. He’s denied he’s going to do I’m a Celeb though.

metro.co.uk/2017/09/05/ryan-thomas-denies-joining-im-a-celebrity-line-up-after-horrendous-bear-grylls-experience-6904479/amp/

But there is a follow-on story saying about him going off to do Neighbours, although he’s waiting on the right visa.

Everyone knew as Toadie sat happily waiting on the bridge that Sonya was going to have an accident.....but that chair fall was just a bit too much....

Hamish jizz in the hot tub 🤢🙉🙈

Just saw this on Twitter

Scott was the one on Love Island. He’s a twin to one of them.

Book at Sheila and Hamish - tmi

Are there no other counselling jobs in Erinsborough

Hamish jizz in the hot tub

I bet it's already crawling with Gary spooge.

Jason from Corrie will have to move in with the Brennans so he can feel at home with his top off. No other house keeps their heating as high.

Where did Hamish acquire swimming trunks conveniently for the Hot tub, was he in the all together or squeeze into Garry's - bleuughgh

Just goes to show how rare it is to actually properly appoint anyone to Erinsburgh High, when Sonya is all outraged that Sam didn't get the job just on her say so! Everywhere else in the world it would be quite normal to consider a number of candidates!

Really, really do not want to think of what either Hamish or Gary get up to in the Hot Tub! I assume he did not need swimming trunks...

Aargh. How much Sheila and Hamish sex do they want us to imagine? This is intolerable.

It’s bad enough that he ruins all scenes involving Tyler with his boiled ham face, dodgy accent and sub-Lou Carpenter seduction techniques. Now he’s apparently shagging two women? Are there no other men in their 60s in Australia?

How did Hamish get hold of the will of Russel anyway and where has dopey Fay gone. You'd think she'd warn Tyler about dodgy Hamish, he's like a dated relic from the 80s. We just need some boo, hiss etc.

Really, really do not want to think of what either Hamish or Gary get up to in the Hot Tub!

After his triumph at the Erinsborough Liveability First Inaugural Sausage Sizzle and Barbie, Gary needed to unwind. He was aching for something hot, wet and insect-related.
He took Asheth's hand in his clammy paw and lead her to the hot tub. It was foaming with Hamish jizz but, caught up in white hot passion, neither of them cared.
Asheth seductively removed her housecoat and submerged herself in the frothing tub of Sheila soup. An excited Gary dropped his budgie smugglers and leapt all over her like a rampant squid. "Darling, love of my life, I'm going to please you in ways you could never imagine" said Gary in the creepy voice "it's time for the supple spider..."

From Tyler's mums story was Hamish and Russell friends? I thought he was just a random with a boat she met walking. But if he was his friends I assume he was the executer of the will and hasn't given everyone the correct version of it, knowing that he had possibility of conning them with the fake dad story, is that right?

I haven't watched for aaages but keeping up with the goings on on the thread.. I was thinking how weird and gross it was that Sheila has slept with two of Faye's exes now.. But then I thought, actually this is neighbours we're talking about and Tyler has slept with two of his girlfriend's sisters, Steph has slept with both of Paige's exes etc etc... urgh
Ryan Thomas is corrie, sorry. He must have his visa sorted out because there was a photo of him outside Harold's announcing he would be coming in to play 'Rafael Humphreys'.

Yeah, that’s what Chloe Brennan calls herself these days. Why else would Russell leave her his leather jacket?