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Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 15/08/2017 10:21

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 23/09/2017 17:17

Don't waste your love on Paige - she already adores herself enough so no one else needs to bother. She is the epitome of self-absorbed.

Horse-face Ellie is equally awful. Both of them deserve to be saddled with dull engagement-obsessed Mark, so maybe all three of them should set up home together in Tazzy and we'd never have to hear their whiny voices again.

Every jeweller in a 20 mile radius of Erinsborough would go out of business, unfortunately.

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MiddleClassProblem · 23/09/2017 21:53

But Paul will be back. He's got at least one more engagement ring in him!

JamOrCreamFirst · 24/09/2017 12:04

I've read the spoilers. Brace yourselves!

MiddleClassProblem · 24/09/2017 13:16

Omg I've just read them! Shock

I'm so over the Hamish situation. I hate these kind of plots but Neighbours seems to love them.

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/09/2017 14:08

I just read them Shock

I agree Middle - Hamish plot is dull.

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Mogtheanxiouscat · 24/09/2017 15:42

I've fast forwarded all the Hamish stuff

JamOrCreamFirst · 24/09/2017 16:49

They do love a pantomime baddie. Hate them too and also ffwd over those bits.

MiddleClassProblem · 24/09/2017 17:06

It just drags on too long when you know he's dodgy already. I'd rather still not be sure like with Nick.

Namaste did he have a different head? Is he acting funny like he's been smuggling durian fruit?

MiddleClassProblem · 24/09/2017 17:07

I think the pantomime villain is better when it's someone you are well versed with like Paul. Or it's not about money and a crap boat set.

JamOrCreamFirst · 24/09/2017 19:28

I dont class Paul as a panto villain. He's a proper villain/complex character. I'm talking your Hamishes/Fake Dees that are shipped in then out again. Hate them.

ElizabethDarcey · 24/09/2017 20:58

I agree - totally hate the 'baddy up to something bad' plot that goes on for weeks and weeks. They're so corny and hammy as well (two foodstuffs, ha!) - the person will have a nice conversation with someone and that person will leave and then they do the evil look. Or so often they will be with someone and then the second the person leaves they make the evil phone call (right in the middle of the pub or whatever), 'Yes, I've managed to trick them. I'll be taking the jewels any day now and then we're off to Barbados my love.'

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/09/2017 21:01

I love Paul. I may have mentioned that before.

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Mogtheanxiouscat · 24/09/2017 21:28

Is Nick coming back so you think? Nothing in the spoilers about him.

tobee · 25/09/2017 01:13

Just caught up! Late night Neighbours! Grin

Firstly, the important stuff. I was obsessed by Elly’s red top. Was it in one piece or three? Do they sleeves go on separately? Then, what about Steph’s beige cold shoulder jumper? Confused It was such a drab colour and it fit so badly. It looked like I made it!

Secondly, do you think Ben does his own singing and playing? I assume so as he’s always at it. They often have a musical theatre string to their bow, these soap actors. Trouble is, in Neighbours, it always reminds me of Nina playing on her teeny Bontempi organ. Shock

MiddleClassProblem · 25/09/2017 07:46

I think Nick should come back. He was shuffled off quite quickly but then maybe Amy and him not pursuing a relationship was a signal that he won't be anytime soon. Just all seems a bit odd that he was only brought back to make Terese better and start the wellness centre plot which I'm not sure how it will work long term. I mean you don't see many other patients at the two roomed hospital (ok occasionally 3 roomed). I'm not sure if they will get many plots out of it like the motel with people staying and what not. I'm guessing they gave Terese cancer as a vehicle to get her close to Paul again and once she had cancer (for 2 minutes) it would be odd if her expert brother wasn't there but it's all a bit weird.

Yup, it's Ben playing. I'm not sure they use other voices. I mean look at Madison.

I get what you mean about panti villains now. I think it's better when you don't know their intentions. Once you know you're just waiting for them to get on with it.

Daffydil · 25/09/2017 09:02

Surely nick will come back about 5 mins after Amy has found someone else?

SleepingStandingUp · 25/09/2017 09:11

Lmao of panti villains that was so Gary stealing knickers of the neighbours line at 14 for his own use

MiddleClassProblem · 25/09/2017 12:10

😂 apologies for the fat, pervy thumbs

BreconBeBuggered · 25/09/2017 13:24

I don't know quite what to make of this but I kind of liked Ben's singing last week. Normally, I'd forward right through the musical items if I'm not watching it live, because criiinge. Do I need to seek medical help? And if so, I'll take Dr Clive, if that's okay with everyone else.

woodhill · 25/09/2017 13:51

How did Hamish worm his way onto the boat in the first place

tobee · 25/09/2017 14:17

With Hamish, I was surprised they didn’t do a dna test. Or even talk of the scrapy scrapy game

Floellabumbags · 25/09/2017 14:37

The scrapy scrapy tools are in Dee's ghost bag on the bench. She needed a sit down because the weight of Mark's engagement rings and the cotton buds was giving her a sore shoulder.

Wait a minute. Is that bloke on the bench the guy who is turning up this week and is in all the spoilers? That would explain why we see them together.

ElizabethDarcey · 25/09/2017 15:12

Oh Elly's red top! Yes! I missed the whole scene as I was just sitting there going, Are those sleeves attached to the top? Or are they sort of like arm warmers? What's the point? Why have the sleeves at all?

MiddleClassProblem · 25/09/2017 15:22

Floellabumbags if she's a mermaid maybe she can do the scrapy scrapy game in Hamish falls off the boat. I know you think the cotton buds would we all full of water but I'm sure she keeps them in a water tight container.
She was a nurse too so maybe that's what mermaids do now is run human DNA sampling clinics. It's probably safer as their DNA would be different so if they accidentally shed a skin cell or eyelash it would evidently not be human and contaminated the sample.

I need to shut up.

I also need to rewatch the bench scene.

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