Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Just caught up and I've got to say I'm firmly Team Leanne... What do you guys think?!?! And what about Ester? I can't make my mind up!

Just catching up with last night.

No way would I let those two with their expressionless alien faces give me a facial!!!

I thought it looked like the boss woman was wearing a badly fitted wig.

Leanne's waterworks though! She was like a tap!

Have to say, if I was Dawn watching this episode, I'd be mortified that someone I barely know is going on about me as though I'm some kind of deity!

Sounds weird I know, but I really think Dawn isn't as well off as she makes out. I think she would pay Leanne back but can't,that's why she losing weight and not her normal bolshy self. She's on the back foot and it's taken the wind out of her sails. I think she is quite a sweetie but has to work hard at maintaining her lifestyle Ashley's botox
Don't believe for a second that her Daughter was really dating that Sam model guy,more of a PR/managing situation.

Can't stand Lauren, nasty price of work. Does anyone remember how awful her and Paul were at Dawn's dinner party?

I can't understand how dawn didn't just pay Leanne back as soon as.

Lauren's eyes are practically vertical.

Esther is actually married to someone else or something (read that in the daily mail, therefore true ha ha). Which comes out in the series - probably next week judging by the trailers.
Tanya is totally loving her class clown role. Yawn.
God knows why mark is in the programme so much. It's not like he has a business to promote.
Wasn't that oooh and ahhhh about Ashley in the bath. But I presume his torso set Twitter alight.

Other than that ... I blooooody love it.
Agree Stacey is supremely boring. But if I had that kind of money I could rest on my laurels being as dull as shit too.

Dawn and Ashley have been trying to sell their home for a long time and have reduced the price a lot. They were also desperate to use it as a wedding venue but it was protested against by their neighbour's socI think they are struggling with the massive overheads. If they sell though - what will happen to their Clinic?
Stacey is very smug - her paintings are shite 🙄
Can't bear Lauren's voice and she is a real stirrer.

I don't think the Wards are as wealthy as they like to portray either. That house has been on the market forever.

My son, who knows about footballers, reckons none of them are all that. The Sports Direct woman is well advised to be boring, I think.

It upsets me every week how beautiful Dawn's house is from the outside and how naff it is on the inside.

Stacey is a horrid little stirrer, as is Lauren.

I kind of love Ampika, though - when she gets all her idioms wrong and says things like 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth Dawn Ward, because one of these days you'll find out that you broke that horse's back with the last straw, and every unicorn has its day in heaven.'

Ester must bloody know what she is doing. Starting to get sick of her now.

Dont know how long wardy will be in it at this rate. she has soon dropped from queen bee. be funny to have magali back now.

it's a bit crap dawn feels ostricised but she doesnt seem to be making much effort herself just playing the victim.

saw a dm article on her leaving the hospital after her hysterectomy the other day. should have seen all the presents lol. if theyre skint they sure like flaunting what they dont have haha.

Thanks anyone still watching x

Pmsl as Seek's Ampika impression. Love it.
Ester is as nutty as a Dundee cake.

I thought everyone had been left speechless. Ha ha ha!

OMG the dancing and gymnastics

It literally is crazy I don't understand how it's
Got to this series as much as I love watching they all blatantly don't like eachother it pretend to be friends. You wouldn't catch me going to Dubai with someone I felt like that about unless I was getting paid what they are

It's funny that they talk about "air time", and "having" to do things. Aren't they supposed to at least pretend that it's real?

Ha ha ha ha! :)

Haha love this thread I'm a massive real housewives fan

I live quite close to the "golden triange" but do not live like these ladies do at all... BUT one of my closest friends parents are very well off through their business and have met and socialised with many of the ladies before. One told the friends mother they just get plied with alcohol by the producers etc and it's all free the meals and alcohol etc (don't know about holidays...)

I agree i think dawn and Ashley are not as well off as you would think. My dh knows a lot about football he thinks that in Ashleys day they weren't as business astute as today and probably didn't do as much investments as the footballers these days are advised upon.

Do Nick and Royston not have any other friends? Dawn's giving them away. Dawn's the best man. Dawn's conducting the ceremony. I think those to need to expand their social circle a bit more.

Just watched last nights! For once I actually agree with Seema and Stacey... Esters predicament is of her own making for all that gold digging she's been doing imho! Can't have any sympathy either way to be honest

I just think they are all seriously flawed individuals but they make for compulsive viewing; they are all vacuuous and...ghastly. However, Ashley Ward...I soooo would!

Loved last nights! One minute Lauren is calling Ester vile which she is the next she is all over her like a rash. None of them seem to have any genuine loyalty to each other for more than 10 minutes! Bloody love it though!

Hahaha I love the housewives! It is such trash TV but I cannot help it!

Fluffy Lauren looked like a right knobber doing that when she was calling her horrible and telling her to fuck off last week!

The only ones who appear to be actual friends from my Instagram stalking are Tanya and Leanne and maybe Seema and Stacey. Then again they could've deceived us all!

When the show first started, I loved Lauren. Why is she being such a stirrer now? She's coming across really hard and nasty! The voice is turning more 'Baby Jane' by the week and she looks terrible!
Agree about Ampika seek she's been a fave since the start and she's genuinely funny. I always think she has a kind face, as does Leanne.
Totally agree about Dawns situation. A lot of the so called Cheshire set are dripped up to the nines! I know that area a little bit and there's a lovely, small estate of houses near Dawn where the house prices are somewhere between £600k and a million...if I lived there, I wouldn't want my house price plummeting because of local wedding and conference facilities on my doorstep either.

What does 'dripped up to the nines' mean?

I googled Ampika's ex-husband, Mark, during the first series. He is not a nice man. He was in court for running a scam: seeming to offer loans to desperate people but making them call a premium rate numbervthen keeping them hanging on for ages.