THE VOICE- It's the LIVE quarter finals- ***8.30-10.30pm*** will WE survive?

[Raahh]

So, after most of the judges managed to save all the shitter than Shenton acts. Gav the serial killing Coach driver saved the ones he wanted just for the quality of their skin and not their voices. So this is what we have ended up with.

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The song list this week -
Team Tom
Nadine McGhee - George Michael - A Different Corner
Into the Ark - Nick Jonas - Jealous
Craig Ward - Killers - All These Things I've Done

Team Will
Jason Jones - The Weeknd - Feel It Coming
Michelle John - Chaka Khan - I'm Every Woman
Tanya Lacey - Basement Jaxx - Good Luck

Team Gavin
Max Vickers - The Keys - Lonely Boy
Truly Ford - Truly - Ellie Goulding - Lights
Sarah Morgan - Lorde - Royals

Team Jennifer
Jamie Miller - Rihanna - Love On The Brain
Mo Adeniran - Bob Dylan - Knocking On Heaven's Door
Jack Bruley - Maroon 5 - This Love

We said Truly Scrumptious sounded like Lorde- not a good thing- (and we don't need or want another Lorde) so what does Gav of the Skunk hairdo do ? hegives Sarah a Lorde song.

And after The Brits it takes a brave person to do 'A Different Corner'.

I am still off the booze due to medication that is making me a bit gaga, so , I'm on fake aldi red bull to stay awake and various nutty nibbles.

See y'all anon.

Max sings like he's one cough away from shitting himself

He cannot dance to save his laugh but Gav is bopping along

Oh that's bad and what's with the dancers?

He really is crap.

Looked more like shakin Stevens

I don't think he's that good, how does he get standing ovations and everyone going mad for him? must just be me

Dh has just asked what's wrong with his head

nancy 3 words for Gav - mid life crisis.

Max needs more sleep.

Shakin Stevens made me proper lol

You take that back Nancy - that's an insult to Shaky!

'Thanks will' way to shut him down, Emma.

Noisy that comment made me almost spit my wine out

Raahh and less illegal substances.

Raahh that's it! He's like a student who's taken too much Proplus to get an essay done and not slept for 2 nights

Those dilated pupils ain't normal.

I love Max. Partly because he is so wired all the time and partly because it shows Gav has never watched The Voice before in his life.

will says a lot of bands but can only name one that was funny.
I'm sure emma despises him

does anyone else see the dirtiness of that Aldi advert with the bear??

I bet she has his photo taped to her punchbag.
I don't understand how we've lost the interviews with the JLS boy yet it feels longer than ever before.

Will has grown on me, he says such off the wall things it's quite endearing really. He's like the Willy Wonka of music!

APlace it seems that way, like Gav's been dragged off the street to be a judge, "error what show is this?! What do I have to do?!"

Or more likely "what planet am i on man?!"

I watched an old TOTP 1983, wham were on with Badboys song/ video.
I had no idea he was gay..none at all. Shame he died so young.

I like different corner. I bet she didnt do it justice.

At least max is having fun singing, the others look terrified on stage

Destinys you mean you forgive will for FIYYAAAHHH!