X FACTOR - Girl band versus Boy band week- expect fireworks!!

[Raahh]

or maybe not.

Here are the mooted song choices...

Boys
Matt Terry
Wham! - I’m Your Man

Ryan Lawrie
The Beatles - Twist & Shout

Girls
Emily Middlemas
One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Sam Lavery
Girls Aloud - I’ll Stand By You

Overs
Honey G
Kris Kross - Jump

Saara Aalto
Girls Aloud - Sound of The Underground

Groups
5 After Midnight
Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There
Madcon / Little Mix - Beggin/Wings

Four of Diamonds
Wilson Phillips - Hold On

It's a bit of a mixed bag. I'm not sure I'd call The Beatles a boyband in the Westshoite meaning of the word.

I do not want to see Honey G jumping .
I think 4oD might do a reasonable jog of 'Hold On'.
I have visions of Elfish with a host of Elfish clones in a scary ott Girls Aloud version of the video.

(which, wierdly, I was telling ds , was number one the week he was born. Christmas 2002).

Off to a firework display, having only just warmed up from watching dd1 play football this morning. See y'all later, possibly a bit late.

My god she's 10 years younger than me! I look about 25 compared to her! 😂

it doesn't work Simon
it needs to end

She needs a more supportive bra.

She reminds me of a Victoria Wood character. In fact, I can't be sure that Victoria didn't already do this at some point in one of her shows.

How old is she?

She reminded me of Shara Nelson (perhaps not the best example, since she had an ignominious end to her career, stalking Pete tong)

I did not know that Raah! Shara Nelson's vocals on Unfinished Sympathy are just sublime, one of the best songs of the 90s. Amazing voice.

Hahaha ... crutches/crotches... all the same

I do think I need some magic mushroom cakes like the judges have been snacking on, I don't get it at all !!!

Is her nose fake and attached to her glasses?

The Honey G album??

Good God nooooooo🙉💩😵

DS2 reckons Peter Kay is going to come out at the final instead of her!

Poor 1/4 of Rough Diamonds- she appears to have been attacked by a lawn mower on her way in and has been forced to perform in whatever was left of her jeans.

I still think she's ant or Dec, the one with the massive spam

For someone who's supposedly so into hip hop it's as though she hasn't heard any hip hop that was made after 1995. It's like her only reference is a well listened to cassette called That's What I Call Commercial Hiphop from 1994.

I liked Kris Kross! (I had no taste when i was younger! )

I read that she wanted to quit though?

She's 35 apparently.

Is it just me or does she remind pp of Jimmy Savill?

nancy yes yes yes!

Joke glasses and nose deffo

squoosh- I know, I was gutted. She went to court, and every thing. I loved her solo albums, 'One goodbye in ten' is a beautiful song.

Nancy I have long had a theory that her nose, hair, and glasses are all one thing and come off together.

35! I must be doing ok, she looks older than me & im 41.

Some of the tops look like they have been borrowed from savills wardrobe - really not a good look!

Its the comeback kid, Ryan is popular in Scotland - my only reasoning for him being saved!

Oh yes she's definitely re-inventing the JS look.

This boy is a bit wet isn't he... (sorry, I know he has a Mum and that's mean but still....)

Oh dear, teenage angst

Poor Ryan, they fuck his hair up every week

They are a very whiny bunch this year! Get over it you special snowflakes! It's not like you are anything other than a jumping monkey anyway and will be back to whatever nowhere they came from by Christmas.

35!!!!!

Hmmm. Thing is. They can have all the staging in the world but you can't polish a turd. You have to be able to sing without all that malarkey

I am now wondering why the fuck I am watching this bollocks.
It is all utter shite isn't it?