Davina McCall is as thick as shit...

[Bomper]

She had absolutely no convincing arguements to any of the things she put in Room 101, the only thing I vaguely agreed with was competitive mums, and that was the only one that didn't get in.....hold on a minute, maybe it's me who's thick then......

eek!

I told Davina about MN the other night.

Hmmm - am I in fact Davina McCall? Or was that a completely random post to FT? You decide...

hunker, good to see you. i think i might want to change my name to fotherington-tomas permanently...

oh, you were at the thingie, weren't you? what was it like?

Fabberlous. Loved it!

Who are you, FT?

I dug out How to be Topp for DS2 recently (his kind of humour ) and was astounded to come across Hoggwarts in there (name of the house or something? Don't know where DS2 has put it to check)

JKR claims it derives from seeing a flower at Kew

hunker, FT is Aitch.

JKR hasn't had an original thought so far.
She's adapted 'The Worst Witch' and read a few greek classics!

I think Davina looked a little larger than usual cos when the show was recorded she had only just had her DS. The boots did look odd, but I was barely out of tracksuit bottoms 11 weeks after I gave birth. Cut the poor woman some slack ladies.
I did agree with the competative mums bit too. Davina is fine by me.

aaw, poor davina. i just caught the last ten minutes or so of this and while she's certainly no stand-up comedienne she really just reminded me of me for the first few months after giving birth. totally cotton-wool brained and struggling to find the right word. her agent is an idiot for letting her do it in that numb-brain condition.

it's being repeated on bbc2 right now, by the way.

She really needs to lose that hairstyle, though.

Gawd, I was pure gutted this morning.

I thought today was my appointment to have my colour done and my hair cut.

And it's NEXT week.

I went to the farmer's market in despair.

.

...how the bourgeoisie suffers, expat... [rolls eyes]

You don't understand, Aitch!

I am at least 40% grey.

Well, I don't know how much anymore, because I've been high and low-lightening for a while.

oh my lord, get me to a farmers' market... STAT!

It was good today.

Because DH was home this morning so NO kids.

No, seriously, I thought this was the end of my yucky hair.

Damn.

I have two job interviews the week after I get my hair done, so I wanted to have it sorted out.

i do understand, really. nothing like needing a hair cut to bring you down. after i had dd it was 6 months before i got my shit together to make an appointment and i had to go in and say 'some unstylish old hag crept into my house and swapped her hair with mine, please can you give me my short blunt-fringed bob back?' oh it was bliss...

My hair, like my skin, is absolute shite.

At least, the hair bit's easier to control.

As long as it looks decent for interviews, I'm chuffed!

You never get it the same again though... or at least I do. I only get my hair cut once a year or so, but those first couple of days before you have to wash it make me feel fab.

But...your hair...is it nurrrrrisshhhhed?

Hang on,....so Davina is 'thick as shit' becasue you didn't convince you with what she wanted to put in room 101?
Okkkkay

Personaly if I met I think I'd proably quite like her. She could share a bottle of wine with me and shoot the breeze if she wanted.

Only just stumbled across this.
I've interviewed her for work and she came across as intelligent and interesting. Much more than I thought she would be given all I'd ever seen of her was saccharine sweet girlishness.

She is also extremely passionate about the subject we were discussing. Cut her some slack!