EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS

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Yet another new thread

Guess the big story coming up is the return of grant

Any other loose ends ?

what is the point of the stupid toilets story - who the fuck steals 40 fucking toilets?? how are you going to sell them Martin you dimwit

I think Babe's threat would be that exposure of him as a "pervert" (her words from the email) would damage his business and standing in the community. She waited quite a long time from finding the photo to starting the blackmail, didn't she?

Les could just say he dressed up as Ruth for a party

Or Les could say it was photoshopped.

I think Jay was in hospital overnight but the way the episodes were cut together in the hour long one made it look as if it was the same day.

I have a feeling Bobby Beale will be back soon and we'll have the Lucy storyline starting up again.

Can we hope this will be Babe's undoing? She is an utterly foul, vile person. She deserves Gavin.

Why on earth don't they front it out and say it was taken at a fancy dress party?! Unless they think the blackmailer has more info. They could even get Paul in on it as he knows.

I nearly wet myself laughing at Martin telling Stacey he was going to be a model yesterday, cheered me right up

Linda kept mentioning she wanted an en-suite/toilet, which is handy as Martin has 40!

Can't work out how pub upstairs is so small compared to downstairs. The stairs come up centre of diwnstairs yet tiny kitchen to one side living room to other. Surely there's room for extension? Stick a conservatory on the roof for a start!

Not sure Martin worked out how he's going smuggle a loo out everytime he sells I've without Jack noticing.

Plus can someone remind me who was pregnant lady few months? Was it Ronnie? Or am I in strange time lapse and it was ages ago or was it someone else entirely! There kept it quiet and went away about 4m pregnant??

Why would roxy go home if only to run away and not say what happened???

Be quiet happy to get rid of the market and have mini soap opera in supermarket instead.

Is kush brother supposed to be 15 or 17 if exams next year? But kush got to least 30 that's big age gap.

Getting very bored of the can't pay the rent storyline, they did it with billy and honey, Kat and Alfie & bianca. Fgs bianca had about 300 kids, as if she wasn't getting tax credits!

Agree boring as hell and not realistic when both worked hard and can claim benefits. Why are they talking about saving for wedding as well as rent? You pay for the rent you can get married whenever!

Martin is the square's new gormless twat. It used to be Rickaaay, then Billy Mitchell. FFS Martin, modelling? Toilets? Really?

I have no idea why Stacey is going on about dresses and stuff when they can't pay the rent. A few months ago she turned down his proposal and has only just relented on the whole marriage thing. Surely they can wait a year until things are stable?

That always happens in soaps though. Proposal through to wedding day is about six weeks. Even if the couple is completely skint.

Yes but they have got to get married before Peggy comes back to die. EE weddings must be interrupted with a massive tragedy of some kind, or else it's not a proper marriage.

Oh, and here's a spoiler, which I think will probably move the whole Bobby storyline forward: spoiler!

Hopefully it'll end soon. Pleeeeease.

Well that fits in with a prediction I made years ago. All the stars are aligning.....

It doesn't matter how many people know Bobby killed Lucy, the truth won't come out to all unless Adam Woodyatt leaves, which I doubt very much will happen.

Grant will sleep with Stacey the night before the wedding then make him way round the square in a week of seduction.

Martin will launch his new career by modelling toilet seats - sitting on them gazing thoughtfully, wearing them around his neck gangsta style, and generally exuding sex appeal. He and Stacey will be rich beyond their wildest dreams, and Martin will then win Mensa membership from a raffle ticket bought in the Minute Mart.

Grant will have a love lust triangle with Sharon and Kathy, then will work his way through every woman in the Square.

Are you one of the writers brrrr? Sounds like it could happen!

I could definitely see Martin posing for stock photos. Like this poor fella.

Loving your predictions, brrr !

I'm wondering whether Grant could start off with Abby and the result of his short shagfest in the Square would be a chlamydia epidemic?

Hmm - clicked on link - if xxxxx did come back he is rather tasty now !!!!

Ditto weddings / they do it in few weeks. Never book 12/18mth in advance as the average couple does and reception is always in the vic !!!

Can't book weddings a year in advance - too much time for death and affairs.

Grant will get dragged into the Lucy storyline too by Jane confessing all. (Snoooooooze)

AGnu has to be right - Andy is Danielle's brother, surely?

I saw the advert with Peggy. Loved Stacey's wedding dress. She looked great at her second Bradley wedding too.

The whole Peggy storyline is just going to be mawkish and ridiculous isn't it? I never liked her.

Andy said he's from the Midlands... Telford, where Danielle's adoptive family lived, is in the West Midlands...