EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS

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Yet another new thread

Guess the big story coming up is the return of grant

Any other loose ends ?

Plus Martin would recognise Mark.

I think the dating thing was a bit OTT but less chance of someone reporting probably because they'd maybe find it embarrassing

To be honest if my date gave me candle? And flower at start of date then expect me lug them around for whole of night he deserves to be mugged!!!!!

How did she know no cabs or go to cash point? Or he report her to online company? She been better off playing along get him down dark street so her boyfriend grabs it and acts innocent!

As if Danny Dyer has made it to the shortlist of Best Soap Actor for the British Soap Awards. I don't mind him but seriously is he the best? Pretty sure Danny Miller will win anyway but as it's a public vote, who knows.
Why did Mick say to Linda yesterday that he was watching the custard when he was watching TV? I think he should come with subtitles.

Why did Mick say to Linda yesterday that he was watching the custard when he was watching TV?

Custard n' Jelly = Telly

I spent the whole episode trying to work out what custard meant then at the end it clicked that he meant custard and jelly. I was very proud of myself (it's the little thing in life).

but it's "jelly and custard" which doesn't work! "custard and jelly" sounds all wring to me.

But "jelly and custard" doesn't rhyme with telly soup.

But "telly" doesn't take any more effort to say then "custard". You're not shortening the word, you're not making it any easier for yourself, so why say "custard" when "telly" will suffice?

why say "custard" when "telly" will suffice

Coz 'e's a cockney geezer 'en he.

Andy can't be Kat's long lost son - he would be orange permanently as her make up would have seeped into the amniotic fluid and dyed him. Actually, maybe Peter Andre is her son?

I can't believe Danny Dyer has won a BAFTA for his acting. The fake cockney rhyming slang is embarrassing, and he just kind of squints his way through any emotional scenes.

Sophie is a bit of a stalker - run Kyle and tina

Drunker sex in the smelly cellar of the vic classy and why the hell has sonja forgiven her?

And she's def showing now so needed to get a big bag like Sunday had years ago :)

Ian will obviously cancel sale to the cheap store

Poor masood tho he was a bit of a plonker

Again why is Stacey so desperate for money - ma - child benifit - Kyles wage ?????

Not sure what /andy is - can't be mark as too old and not amercian and Martin would Recognize him

He's working for jack so probably related to Ronnie /Mitchell somehow

Assume not Zoe's twin

Oh and custard and jelly -= jelly

Wtf. Make up your own cockney?

Does rich banker = wanker 😂😂😂😂

Andy can't be Kats son he doesn't have an Irish accent!

Tina really is bugging me now she's like a woman child.

If Andy isn't Archie's son, then I think he's Max's. Can't see any other way he could have family connections to anyone else.

There's so many characters now who I don't actually like that much / give a crap about : kyle, Tina, Sonia, Rebecca, Denise, kyle's mum

I don't care about Ben either or is story lines
Couldn't care less if Phil drinks himself to death and I'm disinterested in sharon and Dennis

May be I should stop watching!

I sometimes wish Bonnie Langford would thcream and thcream until she's thick in an anti-tribute to the script.

He was in Ireland might not have been there very long!

Maybe Andy is Ronnie and Roxy's brother? Glenda mentioned him, oh didn't she call him Danny?

Another long lost character is returning! Think they are getting desperate.

Wasn't he in it already though? Danny?

Yes, Glenda's son is Danny and he was in the show a few years ago.

I think southeast has got it, he's Max's son. Jack randomly mentioned Max the other day which they never do unless they need to remind us of absent characters for the sake of the plot. He's interested in Stacey because he's her brother-in-law. Although.... wouldn't he be more interested in Abby seeing as she's his actual sister? Okay, maybe it doesn't make sense after all!

Danny was it EE years. Very skinny n very lazy so I doubt he'd have changed so drastically into a fit (but creepy) builder.

Who did Max have another baby with ? Between bradleys mum and tanya ?

Tbh its Max Branning could be anyone. I just dont understand why he is being so creepyfriendly its weird and why Stacey is saying oh hes fine after knowing him a nanosecond. Kyle is getting irritating really quickly