what TV character would you slap around the face with a wet fish if given half a chance?

[ELF1981]

Mine would be a toss up between Bradley or Pauline in Eastenders.

Glad someone else hates the picture loan adverts as well...loathe them..If I was taking out a massive loan I would not be arsing around with a cine camera, or holding conversatins with ds about his lost scooter..I would be wringing my hands in despair.

Ooh I fancy Ray Winstone and I do like Ricky Gervais!

Pauline Fowler is vile. Actually Wendy Richards is viler! I know Ray Brooks who plays Joe and he said how difficult she was to work with. When he joined the cast she refused to speak to him and when he asked if all was OK she replied, 'Pauline would never have married someone like you!!!' She believes she IS Pauline1 Get a life woman!

I could hit Jodie Marsh. Foul.

Gary Rhodes is a wimp.

Michael Flatley is unbearable and that AWFUL Russel Opera bloke who thinks he is gods gift and Brendan Coyle....Ghastly.

Paul Danan, Calum Best....there are loads!!

Gary- Rhodes - never trust a thin cook.

Jodie Marsh - yes, I could enjoy twatting her with a giant cod, but I would have to incinerate the fish afterwards, filthy gungy over-made-up ugly slag.

Bruce Forsyth and Carole Smilie

Oooh, almost forgot "Granny Murray" from me too. Would fish slap her all the way into the thames! grrrr.

Catherine Tate.

Jimmy Carr

most of cbeebies except for doodle doo man

jamie oliver (not a character i know but he's such a whingy bugger!)

nickie (see above but substitute annoying tramp for whingy bugger!)

sarah sidle from csi

Anthea Turner (get a life woman)
David from Corrie
Tracy from Corrie
Amanda Holden (that would have to be with the huge salmon)
The woman who played Esther in Losing Gemma (Trevor Eve's Daughter)
Anyone on an Ocean Finance ad. (Why are they always so ugly?)
God, so many more. If I think of anyone else who really gets my goat, I'll post again.

big cook
little cook

oooo ooo ooo Anthea Turner - as if she doesn't have a cleaner. And who said one day she was the perfect housewife? Wasn't she just a blue peter presenter? OOOOOOOOooo, she annoys me.

& Jeremy Clarkson!!!

Can I join the Anthea Turner bashing club? That Perfect Christmas Housewife thing was so annoying!

keith chegwin at the mo!

Oh yeah, the perfect Christmas Housewife bollox. Did anyone see that silly cow (not Anthea, although she is a silly cow, one of the women on the programme) sobbing over her turkey and naming it Geoffrey. Wtf? And as for shoving whole apples and oranges into the turkey's arse or neck or wherever they were being shoved, whaa? No, nice little ready stuffed rolled breast joint from M&S for us, thank you very much.

PC Plum.
Trisha.
Kate Silverton ( so glad she is in Iraq)
Kirsty Young.
MArtin Kemp - why o why are you on an ad for sofas?
The whole cast of Heartbeat and Where the Heart is, and any progrma of this ilk!!

Ian weasel Beale