Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

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Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

Look of Procrastinating Intent? Yep - that's for when he's intent on not doing anything quite yet...

OK, just listened to the R1 interview. 2 things:-

1. Looking forward to things "kicking off" with Salt.
2. We will not be wasting our time visiting any stag/hen do bars in Prague. Mrs Beee, we've got to infiltrate the better bits except if there's football on, when all that seems to go out the window & Irish Bars are the order of the day

So, one wench per classy/authentic bar, and frantic texting for the first to spot a musketeer then?

I think it's simple really......we find out where they are filming on day one of our trip, wait on the perimeter, obviously trying not to be noticed - handbags may need to be emptied onto streets/dirt tracks at this point - then we follow them back to their lodgings/a bar. Done.

We then know where they live too.

We will possibly have to split into splinter groups to achieve MAXIMUM RECON . Group 1 (we should come up with names instead of numbers btw) waits outside set, Group 2 at apartment, Group 3 remains mobile. I'm thinking this should cover us in various situations.

For e.g.....

Group 1: "Come in Victor-Alpha-Delta-Golf-Echo-Sierra, what is your location over...."

Group 2: "Copy that Juliet-Indigo-Zulu-Zulu-Echo-Romeo-Sierra, we have a visual on Howie at the Supermarket buying milk, what's your position over?...."

Group 1: "Roger that, we are on route to the set, trailing Luca. We seem to have lost comms with Group 3, have you heard from them recently, please confirm contact. Copy. Over?...."

Group 2: "Copy that, Juliet-Indigo-Zulu-Zul.......... ............

Group 3: "....Hello?...HELLO??...." .... "Come in Victor-Alpha-Delta-Golf-Echo, Juliet-Indigo-Zulu-Zulu-Echo-Romeo-Sierra, this is Bravo-Echo-Lima-Lima-Echo-November-Delta-Sierra....ERMERGERD!.....Require IMMEDIATE evacuation. REPEAT. BIRDY NEEDS REMOVING FROM THE BUSH. MISSION ABANDONED. High probability the Feds are on their way...URGENT! Copy. Over."

Group 1: "FFS! Bravo-Echo-Lima-Lima-Echo-November-Delta-Sierra, what the JEFF has happened over there? Over."

Group 3: "Well you know we said they were filming a white trouser, lake scene today? Well by sheer coincidence.....we found ourselves on the lake path, during our lunchtime stroll. It was all going well until the targets did an about turn and headed back towards us. We followed wench protocol and immediately and simultaneously emptied all of our backpacks onto the path. Unfortunately the sheer volume of bolt cutters, the set map, long lens camera and the whacking great split down the back of Sparkle's Capri pants from climbing the 50 ft barbed wire fencing, along with the black leather corset ninja uniforms, seemed to arouse suspicion........ We can hear search dogs and there appears to be a chopper circling overhead. Heading for the rendezvous point, meet us there. Copy. Over......

Group 1 & 2: Oh. My. Christ.

I am choking, literally choking. Bahahahahahaahahaha!

Seriously though. Tracking is quite tricky. There is a fine line between losing your target & being spotted. This fine line is made into a hair's breadth of a line when said target about-turns. And when the entire scenario is also hanging by a thread because the person up front doesn't actually know which target she is tracking.....yeah. Tricky

Also. The very first line of your plan. Erm.......we need to work that out. Plus, once their filming location HAS been established....these are usually about an hour out of Prague. Who is designated driver? Whose driving skills are up to the job of "Follow that car!", starting car & wheelspinning off while wenches run alongside & jump in, then driving without face showing above steering wheel while wenches all around are shouting to Mrs Beeee down walkie-talkies....all in another country probably on right hand side of road & translating Czech on the hoof.

...who's volunteering then?

No driving for me. Not my speciality.

This is so funny.

Hanna, your last post re Prague radio contact, was fuck funny.

Afternoon all, trying to have a productive day, I'm half way through the cleaning & have washing freezing drying on the line, but now I'm being distracted by the Prague planning

How about one team stalking the crew? Tracking device on the catering truck? Cheap Czech PAYG mobiles for communication? Have I been watching too much Homeland?

Bahahahahahaha! Loving the call signs.

Designated driver: nominate elk.

I can drive on the right, but am no good at handbrake turns or cross country pursuit.

Yes def Elk to drive. She does fancy wheelspinning shit and everything. PAYG mobiles a genius idea. We also need those quick release emptying backpacks.

I do wonder if it's just Tom who doesn't like the stag do venues. Suspect the vom on the steps the next morning is probably Luca's.

We also need a team to cover tea shops, with books to read.

And someone to keep a watch on crap bow tie shops.

Hannag I loves you I do . Comedy gold my lubber.

Oooo speaking of which I saw a lorry / flat bed truck thing the other day on motorway. It was something Lubbers Ltd. Made me have a wench moment. I was going to try to take a picture but was in outside lane driving on my own so decided best not.

My peace is shattered, I was watching TOTP 1980 whilst on here, first DS came home with friend, they changed, dumped bags, then ran out (DS first, leaving poor friend to follow). Then DD came home, changed to go out, but now won't go out & won't explain the change of heart. Even the cats are pissing about - chasing each other & knocking shit over.

Ooh The Nolans are on now - I'm in the Mood for Dancing. I have such a weakness for cheesy disco.

Do we have a jukebox in here?

We do now. Gwan put the Nolans on quick before some more tasteful wench complains. I love a bit of 80s, I'll sing along with you.

might have had a Nolans LP

DS tooth is falling out.

What would you like next? Boney M? Rose Royce? Barry White?

I hated it when the DCs teeth were hanging by a thread

Puts on 'Carwash'

Hannah

I can drive .... if you want me to?

Oooh, Boney M please Fancy

Is the tavern having a theme night?