TAINTED MEAT!!!!! Walking Dead part 2

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Just ahead of tomorrow night.

Aaargh, sorry, thought it was common knowledge!

I don't know when it happens, might not be for ages yet. Or it might not happen at all, apparently they don't stick that rigidly to the comics. Daryl's character wasn't even in it and several characters have either died or not died how and when they should.

But if he does kill someone I don't want him in it yet.

What is the point of the questions Rick always asks? Is a mantra or do they mean something?

And what happened to the Winnebago and who fired the flare?

Aaron's boyfriend fired the flare when he hurt his leg, and Maggie & the others followed the flare (presumably thinking it was Aaron & Rick) and helped him.... I think

Thanks Ida

They might change it.

In the books Carol is long gone.

And Lori survives childbirth but her and Judith are both shot.

They've kept it very different.

Apparently the audition peeps met Norman Reedus and because he was so fucking hot good they wrote a part for him. I reckon he'll be one of the few standing at the end. Him and Carol.

Norman Reedus is becoming more and more puffy around the eyes. Soon he won't be able to see.

Judith has grown on me. I spent the last series not caring whether she lived or died. In fact, she was high on my list of expendable characters, just behind Beth. But she's very cute.

Oh, and btw, how did Glenn know there was a spare battery in the motorhome?

I think he knew because of Dales motor home in the first series.

Glenn knew about the battery because Dale taught him stuff about rv's in series one.

Glenn dies!?!?

Glenn should have floored the accelerator and kept a straight path when facing the walker swarm.

This is very gruesome and I don't want to upset anyone who has experience of a road accident.

But I feel I should share this in the event that we might face a zombie apocalypse

So look away now.

If you hit someone at anything over 45mph they will bounce clean over your car and land in the road behind. You could probably do about 40mph but I'd want to be on the safe side if in a zombie apocalypse.

You will sustain damage to the radiator grille and obviously your car would be ruled out of Aaron's hobby of collecting registration plates, but the windscreen would remain clear of blood or shattering from the impact of zombie parts.

The police use injuries, whereabouts of damage to the car and eventual ending up of the victim to very accurately assess speed.

There was a lot of survival skills I picked up from reporting on inquests.

The main ones were never think you can beat the train on the level crossing and do not attempt to climb over hotel balconies. Especially when drunk.

Thanks epitome and susie.

You think GI Ginger would know that.

limitedperiodonly I'd like to hear some survival skills. Maybe you could start a thread in chat?

I love Glenn. And Maggie. And Michonne. Be gutted to lose them.

And this picture makes me laugh.

KingJoffrey And just how long do you think I'd last on Chat sharing amusing anecdotes of the Darwin Awards I'd picked up at inquests?

Are you trying to lure me into a false move, whip up a lynch mob and get me banned?

This thread is my safe place.

Back to being a ghoul...

I love Michonne, particularly her arms.

I'd keep Glenn over Maggie though if he didn't have her I think he'd find it hard to go on.

I'm still shocked and admiring of the way he snapped off the walker's finger at the prison fence to get Maggie's engagement ring and the casual way she just put that £50,000 diamond on.

I'd feel very sad to lose Coral.

YY about Michonne's arms Limted, they are glorious, such a beautiful colour with an amazing sheen. I am often transfixed by them.
After this weeks ep, I am more hopeful about a Rick/Michonne pairing.

To be fair, I do ruin things by reading spoilers. Just hadn't come across that yet.

YY to Judith previously being expendable. The bond between her and Coral makes me a bit smooshy though.

I love Rick, so so much. I feel like I'd just blindly follow wherever he lead. He's got them all out of so many shitty situations.

Ooo, I love the Darwin Awards.

A thread would be awesome!

Do not tempt me KingJoffrey

Michonne's arms are wonderful aren't they ida?

But I want to know.

My favourites are the animal ones. There's YouTube video of this zoo/circus bloke smacking a crocodile repeatedly on it's nose and then putting his hand in it's mouth.

Croc rips his arm off...

Michonnes arm are glorious aren't they. But I do wonder about her hair. I know for the show its a wig but if it was for real it must be quite smelly by now and make her hot, surely in that heat.

Oioi. I have removed some spoilers, innit.
Thanks

I think you missed one Olivia.

limited the walkers are too squishy to bounce over your car. They just go splat.

True about the walker splat.

5 series in and they're decaying badly. They're like over ripe tomatoes now. Poke 'em with a biro and it'll go straight through.

I don't think you can really have spoilers. I mean they bring in a lot of things from the comics but they don't strictly stick to it at all. For example in the comic

• Rick has his hand cut off by The Governor.
• Rick and Andrea become a couple.
• Lori survives childbirth but is shot and she falls on and crushes Judith.
• Hershel got shot by the Governor because he begged him to end his life when his son was killed.
• Carol dates Tyreese. Tyresse has a daughter who commits suicide.

So if you hear "spoilers" I wouldn't give it too much thought. I think the only things that are a given is the locations that the group travel to.