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What happened to the televised wankathon, when is it on?

48 replies

CountessDracula · 02/10/2006 16:53

remember this?

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cece · 03/10/2006 00:08

eeeewwwwww

Participants are welcome to bring and use their own toys as an aid to stimulation - but please do not share them or offer them to anyone else to use after you, as this constitutes a clear risk to you and others.

cece · 03/10/2006 00:09

hunker how about this job on your cv????

"Cleaning personnel
All soiled materials collected shall be removed by qualified cleaning personnel wearing at
the least: shoes and clean examination gloves."

hunkermunster · 03/10/2006 00:12

Gross! No thanks! I'm still cringing from the thought there's a chance I'll have to study this prog in some detail

Pann · 03/10/2006 01:16

hunks - am beginning to think you doth protest a little too much...

UnquietDad · 03/10/2006 09:15

At least those people who write to the Channel 4 Internet forum describing their programmes as a pile of toss may now have a point...

hunkermunster · 03/10/2006 09:21

Pann! Long time no joshing. How goes it?

(I suppose it will make a difference for people to watch programmes that don't even pretend the participants aren't wankers )

Spagblog · 03/10/2006 09:29

Shudder

Ewwwww

Cringe

Can you imagine the smell? Grimsby on a hot day

Loshad · 03/10/2006 09:46

lol unquiet dad.

LIZS · 03/10/2006 12:30

what was the programme on after Wife Swap last night? Woke up around 10.30 having fallen asleep during WS and heard some very odd commentary !

KellyKrueger1978 · 03/10/2006 12:38

I saw that one advertised, liz. Somethign abotut he worlds biggest penis,a nd about the negative aspects of beign well endowed!

Pann · 03/10/2006 22:07

Hunky!

Fine thanks. And you? Just up to my ears in RL, hence posting at silly o'clock these days..not even mailing our 'Spanish friend' as promised..

do you subtitle for GMTV Breakfast? It's on at the gym on mute - subs are hilarious - yesterday someone according to the titles was explaining how to "funk a fish".....priceless..(wonder if it was in relation to the wankathon....

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:10

I thought extrds was on Thursday on BBC2

QuootieSpookypie · 03/10/2006 22:11

OMG! read the rules!!!!

QuootieSpookypie · 03/10/2006 22:12

Masturbation Rules

  1. No touching other participants.
  2. NO FAKING ORGASMS! Do not waste our time. If you have an orgasm we are happy for you but this is not our goal.
  3. No Drugs or Alcohol, and No Smoking.
  4. DO NOT Exchange Sex Toys

This is a great place to meet adventurous and free-thinking individuals. However, please remember that masturbation is solo sex and although you may wish to interact with others, your advances may not be well received. Please respect everyone at the event and keep your hands to yourself.

QuootieSpookypie · 03/10/2006 22:13

Staff

  1. Cleaning personnel
All soiled materials collected shall be removed by qualified cleaning personnel wearing at the least: shoes and clean examination gloves.

eeeeeeeeeeeeew!

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:13

No smoking!!!!!!!!!

You can wank on national TV but do not dare smoke

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:14

DO NOT Exchange Sex Toys

Would that be like our book swap but in person???

Hmmmm I fancy the rabbit today, do you want to swap for your robocock?

Pann · 03/10/2006 22:14

sounds like standard sex to me.

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:16

Standard sex for you includes not touching the other participants???

Pann · 03/10/2006 22:17

Currently.

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:17

What about the sex toys bit?

Anything you want to share with me?

WelshBOOris · 03/10/2006 22:18

That came out wrong, please dont share your sex toys with me

YeahBat · 03/10/2006 22:18

PMSL Pann
You have to wonder what kind of person would volunteer for this. Are they paid?

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