X-FACTOR 18/10- It's 80's night!

[Raahh]

This is the songlist for 80's night. Nice to see some Whitney for a change

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 2

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
One Moment In Time (Whitney Houston)

Jake Quickenden (deadbro)
Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler)

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
If You Don’t Know Me By Now (Simply Red)

Jack Walton (erm...)
Straight Up (Paula Abdul)

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Fame (Irene Cara)

Lauren Platt (erm..)
What A Feeling (Irene Cara)

Lola Saunders (Fishy)
Imagine (John Lennon)

Stephanie Nala (Too dull for a NN)
Call Me (Blondie)

Only The Young (Too nice for a nickname)
Come On Eileen (Dexy’s Midnight Runners)

Stereo Kicks (Mastrb8)
Boys Of Summer (Don Henley)

Ben Haenow
Jealous Guy (Donny Hathoway)

Fleur East (HairBear)
It’s A Shame (Monie Love)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)

Stevi Ritchie (Sweep)
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)
Is this a joke? I thought they like him??!

And why two Irene Cara tracks?

As you can see, I've forgotten half the nicknames. I have had a long week.

Anyway, off to do some market research . See you later.

They need to put this one out of his misery.

And our misery.

Rudy- she was a Wild card.

Is he wearing meggings?

Lol BOF

Every time Mel speaks, dh giggles. He's convinced she's a bloke in drag. He's got me thinking ...

You mean the one where I make the same joke I always make, Boffles?
Ok, so.

Here's a picture of a nasty slimy creature. And he's holding a fish.

Are they going to fly in choirboys with scary eyes??

He sounds like he is singing from inside a coffin.

It's one of my boys!!!!

If he gets any closer he'll eat the micropone

Has he got conjunctivitis?

Flat as fuck.

I'm going to take the chance to have a coffee and a fag. I need it to stay alive awake.

I'll be crying for Fiver.

Rudy

I think we established that his intended audience is not girls last week.

This is dire.

He's being out sung by the backing singers.

Oh look, he really means it. He threw his stand.

This is crap

What is happening?

wtfriff are MEGGINGS?

Davros- given the number of gay magazines he's been in, I don't think he likes girls.

I want to like him, but I'm not sure.

He is SHIT. HELP ME !!!!!

The fish that Robson is holding is actually only a herring, because he's so short it makes it look like a monster fish.

I think he hurt his hand on the microphone stand there. That was the best bit of the performance by far.

Two words.

Fucking shite.

Re Mel B- I always think of Avid Merrion taking piss out of her on Boselecta.

Yawn. If there's no rabbits I'm not interested.