Made in Chelsea back tonight! Who is in?

[NickiFury]

Also Alik is getting on my wick. Every line he says sounds like he's auditioning for a part in an am-dram production of West Side Story. I half expect him to wink to camera.

squoosh actual lol.

I wish Alex would fuck right off. Binky shouldn't give him a moment of her time. That letter was all about him, just as everything always is. "I will never cheat again" course you won't love .

I like new boy Jake, he and Steph would have beautiful children together with amazing eyes.

Stevie, what a whiny little b*tch he is turning into.

I couldn't be with Alik long term he's far too intense and I would want to laugh in his face when he was show in all his emotions as expressively as possible the way he likes to do.

Do you think possibly Alex and Binky have started seeing each other again? Hence the letter?

Also, do you think Steph has already started seeing Josh, hence them being introduced so randomly and quickly?

Alex should fuck off anyway. Binky seems happier and he has to bring all that bullshit back again with the letter.

Oh it's Josh is it? I thought that too about him and Steph. I quite liked him, I liked his dog more though.

Ah yes! And he had just come back from LA hadn't he? Maybe she met him there?

Just caught up. Has TT got blue coloured contact lenses in? Something about her eyes is different, I thought they were brown? Plus her forehead is so stiff and shiny with Botox I presume.

Sam and Alex need to be impaled on a Chelsea fence ASAP!

Must be symptomatic of this series and the overall lack of interest that this thread is very quiet.

Nothing else to add.

You are right Slalom

It's really dull this series

Have to say I much prefered TOWIE to Chelsea this series. Just all very boring

So tt has cheated on alik

And Lucy has been/kissed all the male stars in Chelsea. Doesn't she ever learn?

Dullsville. He gives a fuck about Alik and TT.

Stevie is dull. They're all fucking dull. Bring back Spencer and his roguish rogering.

'Who' gives a fuck rather.

The only bright spot is tick tock to a Tiff v Toff tussle.

Yah for fracas!

Yes this is the most dull series yet. Maybe it's run its course..?

That was such a meh episode. Who cares about Sam as a story line for a start. What an awkward dinner party, was like some weird intervention. I lost track of what was going on in the discussions. Why was Binky being such a biatch to Alik, as much as he is annoying, it made her look nasty and he looked crushed.

Was Spencer missing from the dinner party?

Stephanie did kind of agree not to date any of stevie ' s friends but Spencer and Jamie pushed them together and seem to be enjoying stirring it.

Binky just seems to want everyone's relationships to fuck up this series

toff is annoying

Bit better towards the end of the episode than at the start of it.

Why is its Toffs business to know what's going on and then to tell everyone?

Did Lucy appear to ditch Steph for Stevie in this episode or did I misread the signs?

TT will cheat again on the PSF and it will be history repeating. His visa must run out soon though.

I am warming to Sam but he is a bit immature.

Another episode without Spenny's face popping up with that grin but I did miss his stirring.

Spenny is fading away like the Cheshire Cat - I suppose he must be in a proper relationship and is getting a bit bored of being the panto rogue but it's not the same without him.

Stevie looked genuinely upset after the row with Steph, I was a bit shocked to see real emotion unless he's just a good actor.

Weird how TT can look really rough in one scene - awful blusher and washed out complexion in the cafe with Binky and PSF - and then quite beautiful on the embankment.

None of the newer characters are remotely interesting and yes, the formula is really played out now, can't see where else they can go with the show.

Sam really is a spineless little shit. I'm not a big fan of Toff but the way he dissed her in front of everyone was harsh. Didn't stick up for his sister either.
Going against the grain here, but I felt sorry for Stevie and glad smug spencer wasn't in it!

Why was Binky stirring it like that between TT and Alik? Isn't she meant to be Louise's close friend? She totally dropped her in it! Also, why was Tiff so snotty to Toff in the shop?

Just watched last nights. Most awkward dinner party ever!

I cannot stand Toff but felt so sorry for her. She does spend a lot of time with Sam and he just sided with Tiff. Poor Toff. Tiffand Toff, sounds like a really posh cartoon.

I think TT is lying. They all seem to black out and can't remember when they get pulled up about cheating. Yeah yeah.

Stevie was the one who told Steph they were just friends, don't know why he's getting so upset. She seemed quite up for a relationship when she arrived back the other week but he said friends about 100 times.

I love Lucy and Tiff together - double robot! They don't look alike, but in the scene in the shop with Toff, they kept pulling the same expressions.

Andy seems to be getting more handsome but sadly also more bitchy/manipulative. I'm sure he's planting all those seeds in PSF's head so he can have TT all to himself.

PSF is utterly creeping me out. So intense

I am sure they will be able to track down the boy/man in question that TT watched cartoons with

I liked when Lucy went all acidicly ballisitc on Toff. Good show of sisterly loyalty there.