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X FACTOR - The ARENA auditions continue...

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Raahh · 20/09/2014 13:08

And for those who like to be forewarned prior to their ears being assaulted, here is the song list

CHLOE JASMIN
Why Don’t You Do Right

FLEUR EAST
I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston
Fine China by Chris Brown

RACHEL RABIN (Stage name RAIGN)
Don’t Let Me Go by Raign

EMILY MIDDLEMASS
Yellow by Coldplay

STEPHANIE NALA
Let Me Be Your Fantasy by Baby D

KERRIANNE COVELL
I Know You Won’t by Carrie Underwood

MAJOR
I Love It by Icona Pop

JACK SMITH
Let Me Love You by Mario

MICHELLE LAWSON
And I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson

SCARLETT QUINN
Ain’t No Other Man by Christina Aguilera

BEN HAENOW
Wild Horses by Rolling Stones

'And I'm telling you' should be banned from these shows. It's becoming as ubiquitous as Simon's white t-shirt. And as boring.

I had 2 glasses of Wine for the first time in 6 months last night. I feel dreadful today- so I'm sticking with the peppermint tea.

Anyone want a Haribo Minion? Grin

See y'all later...

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Raahh · 21/09/2014 20:56

Yes, it will be like a 'Jane from Neighbours ' makeover.

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UrsulaBuffay · 21/09/2014 20:56

Or as I like to call her, Martina McCutcheonson. Threw up in muck Hucknall's dreadlocks.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 21/09/2014 20:56

Wtf is up with my typing tonight?

SirNoel · 21/09/2014 20:56

It's like she was interrupted shooting a Before pic summat

Philoslothy · 21/09/2014 20:56

You would not have those eyebrows with that outfit. Something is fishy about this one.

SirNoel · 21/09/2014 20:57

And mine Hot Blush

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2014 20:57

Are you carping on about fish jokes again? It's just not your plaice.

squoosh · 21/09/2014 20:57

Ladies: Do not wear pleated midi skirts.

UrsulaBuffay · 21/09/2014 20:57

She weren't that good like

spudmasher · 21/09/2014 20:57

Simon winked. Hate that.

SirNoel · 21/09/2014 20:57

Simons wink makes me want to ram a mini whisk up his pee hole

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Raahh · 21/09/2014 20:58

They have given her a Subo makeunder.

oh lordy- it's on

THREE TIMES NEXT WEEK

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MrsWolowitz · 21/09/2014 20:58

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DameEdnasBridesmaid · 21/09/2014 20:58

I love a good cry though :-) sucker

SirNoel · 21/09/2014 20:58

Oh god I haven't the strength

Lagoonablue · 21/09/2014 20:59

Fcuking hell what a trailer for next time! Wtf is going to happen?

spudmasher · 21/09/2014 20:59

SirNoel.....so much more expressively put. Hats off.

JanineStHubbins · 21/09/2014 20:59

Will your DH be able to cope, MrsW?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2014 20:59

Three times a week? I don't think there's enough wine in the world...

snice · 21/09/2014 21:00

there certainly aren't enough tissues...

BOFster · 21/09/2014 21:00

Give it some welly, Noel. Once it's past the hole it will probably slide right in.

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Raahh · 21/09/2014 21:01

MrsW- you may need to put out a flood alert for next week.

Well, I hope we will all need early nights and I will need to start drinking again to get through this.

Friday, then!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 21/09/2014 21:02

Is he any good at DIY Mrs W? Grin

Anyone watching Downton?

BOFster · 21/09/2014 21:03

Does the Pope shit in the woods, SayCool? Is there a thread?