X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

Hate hate hate already

Roots Electric, more like.

5000

in the ARENA

Bloody hell

That's a pair of badly dyed bonces, right there

And this year they will be only FOURTEEN instead of SIXTEEN.

Kill me. Just let me die.

Extermination required.

Pretty soon the only way to escape the XF will be in the Arena. They will take over the rest of the UK and broadcast on massive screens, like in 1984 (book, not year. not that retro). The ARENA will be long-abandoned and an area of blessed calm and sanctuary.

Single Pringles.....

I hope they are awful.

FUCKING KILL ME

We can't slag off the 14-15 yo's. Someone will be along to tell us off!

What is the one in the blue doing?

Just started it, arrrrgh it's excruciating! They are all so wooden!

GAH, but that annoys me. We've all been singing since we were one, love. I ROCKED 'The wheels on the bus' round about then. I did my e-i-e-i-o's. We've all done that.

I think Dermott should be the next James Bond. I luffs him.

that is a strange noise coming out of their mouths

Cutsie voices

Vom

Melts already using her resting bitchface.

They'll get short shrift on this thread, Fairy...

Make it stop.

It's so nasal

Are they TRYING to be like Clagger? Why would you do that? Why?

Weird

Ooh good start :-)