X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

He is BUTCHERING a classic song. Shouldn't be allowed. And they'll bloody love him, won't they?

I like this one, I want to put him in my pocket :)

I think he needs to inject a bit more passion into his vocals.

No way is he 19!

can't wait to see him in pleather surrounded by dry ice and pugs in glittery outfits

I love him. But I fear for him. They will manicure his beard and pleather him up.
Poor Pugley.

yeah I like him

Passion for PUGS.

Put some jam on your ankles and invite your trousers to tea love.

That was Pug boys SueBo moment

He's so sweet. I bet the first thing he does is ring his mum.

they could 'Rylan him up a bi't

if he has dressed up pugs I'll be voting for him!

I said to DS2(17) WTF is he wearing? (About his jeans).

He said "that's fashion, mum!"

Looks like that'll be this years pleather, then!

Mingehead won't have a clue what to do with him. He's a granny vote, but also camp. He can't have him doing songs from Les Mis if he sings soul.
They will give him to Louis, who will have him doing Boyzone covers next to a parked motorbike. With ticker tape and a swirly background screen.

I didn't even notice his trousers.

Snort
'would you call this your last shot?'
'well it's been my dream'
'yes, but is it your last shot, would you say?'
'it's a great opportunity'
'we're just going to say that this is your last shot, OK?'

30, 34, 36... Those poor past-it aul crones

I think i get confused between singing and shouting, I don't seem to be able to hear the difference

Oh I didn't rate any of those. Guess that's why I'm not on the panel.

Lindsay with the attitude problem from big reunion!

Why are they so surprised that 30 somethings can sing? Do our throats fall out at 29?

simon worried one might be his?

Jo from Steps sent getting the gigs these days

should they be allowed if they've already been signed?

I can't remember Girl Thing!