X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

He's like Rob Brydon's character in Gavin and Stacey innit? Only less Welsh.

For entertainment while the ads are on.
Bo Selecta

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adverts already

I'm glad he is through dress a little more mainstream and sing someone else's lyrics next time and he might have a chance.

I'm surprised they are all insistent he is a nice man though. He could throttle kittens in his spare time for all they know.

Those crisps look mank.

mm mechanically recovered entrail flavour crisps

Oh WHY didn't they show us the muffin-y Lild Muffins? I liked the cut of their jeggings.

Ooooh cheery pretty young things. I'm a sucker for perky

Is it something to do with those hats, that makes the wearer all kooky and determined to be hipster-different samey? Do they restrict blood flow to the brain or something? I think someone should research it.

the blonde is very pretty

It's less weird then yesterday

They look like a British 'Glee' cast. I predict a Mash-up

These boys are annoying

Perky naice young men

Miaaaaow re Steps!!!

where are the cringy crap ones

It's a parade of perkiness

I loved perky Better-Than-Steps. And that girl group. It's looking up.

can we have a sweepstake on which band has a member with either:
a) visa problems, or
b) criminal record?

Not liking the purple lipstick at all!

there is a lot of hair gel and voice breaking going on in that room

'I think you're real.'
What does THAT mean??

I want to see some shit ones!

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