X FACTOR -NEW SERIES starts Sat/Sun this weekend. And it's all change!

[Raahh]

Ok- we say every year we won't watch.

Then we do.

Granted it is usually the thread that keeps us going. Please don't leave me talking to myself

This year we have the return of Cheryl, and thankfully bye bye to Sharon. Shitsinger will be missed for her batty Nicole-isms. Chezza-Fezza-Vezza, as she is now known, was never as funny. And 'so-long' to Gary. We started off fancying him, and by the end we couldn't remember why.

One of the things that will put me off is Mel B. Couldn't stand her as a guest judge. She might be the reason I finally kick the habit

The minimum age has been reduced to 14 - they have tried this before, and it didn't work. They were 'too young. (so why bother letting them be in it then??) Wandie Liam auditioned at 14, and came back at 16 though.

Will there be ARENAS???

Can we wait?

yes we can

Stop covering Fleetwood Mac songs.

That is all.

That manky hand tattoo. No clarse. Just looks like she had a leaky biro in an exam.

Poor sad Mr Wolowitz :(

I like cheryl cos she is pretty. I'm very shallow.

I also like the muller bear.

I am missing shitsinger, she was so bad she was good, she really excelled in the live shows, especially after a toilet break

It's a bit squeaky.

Is he going to do a magic trick? Saw Louis in half?

I quite like Mel B. I wouldn't want to bump into her in a dark alleyway, mind you, but as no-nonsense Northerners who sound like a man go, she's a good one.

I thought he was wheeling a coffin in!

I always hated Dannii and Nicole.

Why does Dannii have to be spelled with 2 i's anyway?

rudolph lets hope so, maybe using a non magic electric saw

MrsW - make sure you don't let him forget it. DH cried in The Wedding Singer. I bring it up weekly.

I like his hat. But he's 37, and i doubt he is a cruise ship type. He's got no chance.

Oh look, he is 'cool', he is wearing a slouchy beanie, has headphones around his neck and singing his own song.

I went out with a bloke like that dude with a tea cosy on his head. It did not end well for him

I've got a feeling he is going to transmit that pain to us now.

Brilliant.

He is hurting my ears.

actually dying. On the floor in death spasm.

Poor guy. His pain is Too Much.

Shades of Ross from Friends. Waiting for the random sound effects.

Bloody love the Wedding Singer.

'It's all BULLSHIT'

bit like this, actually.

Painful

fan fucking tastic!