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Hollyoaks spoilers 2 ... Let's hope Ste is alive!

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cogitosum · 06/08/2014 19:33

Thought I'd start next thread...

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 03/12/2014 16:29

I copied and pasted it. I can take no credit for it's epicness.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 03/12/2014 19:50

I enjoyed tonight's episode with Maxine and Minnie at the end.

I'd like it if they ended that storyline on that high, though. No more Maxine/Patrick power struggle bullshit.

And Nancy is quite cool. Despite her 'ishoos'.

Trinpy · 03/12/2014 20:44

Yeah I liked the ending of today's episode too.

And I only just realised mother and daughter are Max and Min! Made me smile Smile.

bumpiesonamission · 03/12/2014 20:46

I have a horrid overriding feeling sienna is behind T's crashing!!

FelixFelix · 03/12/2014 21:35

Great ending, I agree. I'd like Patrick to fuck right off now and have no more storylines.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 03/12/2014 21:54

*I have a horrid overriding feeling sienna is behind T's crashing!

Oh, totally. Not happy at all about her precious Dodger spending time with another lady.

I'd actually rather that Sienna went on an all out murdering rampage. This watered down psycho business is boring. Either be a complete loon or be normal. Sheesh.

MrsBertMacklin · 03/12/2014 22:17

I'd love Patrick to just slink off and have Maxine happy, but in fairness, that type of person is never going to waive his right to his 'possessions'. Unfortunately, Hollyoaks will do the usual hyperbolic nonsense and I envisage Patrick, Maxine and Minnie on a cliff, a struggle and Patrick falling to his death.

cogitosum · 04/12/2014 20:57

Is it odd that I find sienna the most likeable character on hollyoaks

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 05/12/2014 09:19

Is it odd that I find sienna the most likeable character on hollyoaks?

Nah, I was rooting for her during the whole Darren & Nancy saga because Nancy is such a wet blanket.

And it's hard not to admire someone who sees something they want and does whatever it takes to get it.

I'd like her more if she'd successfully killed Teresa though.

Trinpy · 05/12/2014 12:01

It's sad that they've given up on her friendship with Leela, I liked their scenes together.

And yy to her killing Theresa - she'd be my favourite character if she managed that!

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 05/12/2014 12:16

Leela's BFFs with Nancy now...

...because Nancy is such a joy to be around.

And she was totally rude about Leela's homemade chutney.

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KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 05/12/2014 19:13

Oooo, the IKEA trolley I have in my bathroom was in the background of the hospital.

Shame Sienna didn't let go of the wheelchair. Teresa being in a load of freak Final Destination style accidents would be hilarious.

I'm sick, aren't I?

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Zebrasinpyjamas · 05/12/2014 19:35

So the 'hospital of death' storyline that has been announced -do we think the culprit is Sienna or is it just the Theresa/morphine overdose incident will inspire an angel of mercy character?

I can't decide if I prefer full on unhinged Sienna or the more restrained version. I like both. The latter for longevity reasons really. She can't be full on ALL the time.

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 06/12/2014 01:05

She goes quite bonkers over Christmas.

She holds both Dodger and Nico hostage, dresses them in ghastly Christmas jumpers and hosts some kind of batcrap crazy dinner with red tablecloths and snow globes.

I like her.

AlpacaYourThings · 06/12/2014 08:32

Grin that sounds amazing KingJoffrey

afreshstartplease · 06/12/2014 08:40

Can't believe they're making peri get pregnant and so repeating leila's story hasn't this been done in another soap? Or even this one.....

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 06/12/2014 13:30

Phoebe's going to get pregnant as well, apparently. (Although Phoebe would be a good mum and just crack on with it.)

Thought this was our year of Hollyoaks Safe Sex?

Yes, Sienna's Christmas dinner does sound entertaining. Better than watching Home Alone for the 30th time...

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 06/12/2014 14:44

And Sienna is going to propose to Dodger.

Will be hard to refuse. Especially after the delightful Christmas she's arranged.

AlpacaYourThings · 06/12/2014 19:08

Frankly it would be bloody rude, given the lovely table cloths and snow globes.

Poor Sienna, will she ever get to shag her twin brother again?

Trinpy · 07/12/2014 10:00

ooh fingers crossed he says yes Grin

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 09/12/2014 19:26

I don't think Teagan's tight button up shirts do much for her.

Makes her look even more unhappy than she is already.

She'd look lovely in a fine knit V-neck sweater.

AlpacaYourThings · 09/12/2014 19:43

It's really bring at the minute.

I don't care if Freddie is caught for Mercedes' murder.

Where's Patrick?

KingJoffreysHasABigWhiteBeard · 09/12/2014 19:53

Don't know. Brooding somewhere whilst sewing the sleeves of his polo shirts tighter?

Where are Trev and Grace?

And Jack and Esther?

Where is everyone? It's turning into Holby City. Unless you work in the hospital, are related to someone who works in the hospital or happen to suffer an injury/illness you're not getting much screen time.

This hospital serial killer malarkey had better be good...

AlpacaYourThings · 09/12/2014 20:11

Yes! They are going through an annoying hospital phase.

Where is Diane? Her and Tony splitting up should be a bigger storyline.

TheSpottedZebra · 09/12/2014 20:18

I reckon that Mimms the hospital serial killer. She's a wrong'un.
And was there another sister of their's who died? I reckon Kim killed her too. She'll fit right into Hollyoaks.

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