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Hollyoaks spoilers 2 ... Let's hope Ste is alive!

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cogitosum · 06/08/2014 19:33

Thought I'd start next thread...

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EatDereksCorpse · 26/10/2014 11:35

I'm catching up with it now!

Tegan and zingy should be together. Or Tegan dies and Grace and Trever get Rose

EatDereksCorpse · 26/10/2014 11:42

Dennis' dad?! Grin

Are they taking the piss

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 27/10/2014 22:18

How has Blessing gone from being savvy and streetwise to being a complete wet numpty?

Really? She hands over a wadge of cash to a man at a desk for surgery (despite nothing even remotely medical in the room), packs a bag and goes back to decrepit office building expecting not to be ripped off??

Hmm

Really?

No receipt. No paperwork. Nothing.

Confused

Was that supposed to be just an episode filler?

Pheobe's annoying me to. Flitting from being as hard as nails and really cool and then acting like a wimpy child in front of Sonny.

And Freddie is still alive. Why? Why has that happened? He was being looked after by Dr Lyndsey Imcompetent. Perfect chance to give him the boot.

Pandora37 · 28/10/2014 23:16

I'm glad Freddie's still in it...my mad moment of fancying him has yet to disappear. Shock

Dukketeater · 29/10/2014 19:32

Yeh I thought the blessing thing was naff but they needed a way to give her the boot!

TheSpottedZebra · 29/10/2014 19:44

Is that her gone then? Poor her, great actress but it's like they just couldn't be bothered with her in the end and they gave her shitty non stories.

Dukketeater · 29/10/2014 19:54

It must be that the optakesforever in real life and theycouldn't be botheredtowait

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 29/10/2014 19:58

I'm sick of Ste with his Great Father/Shit Father, Great Husband/Philandering Fuckwit, Responsible Business Owner/Drug Dealer, Naice Knitted Jumper Which Matches My Boyfriends/Chavvy Tracksuit Which Matches Vicky Pollard's backwards and forwards crap.

Either sort yourself out or decline into a waster. Make up your mind. Then piss off.

I used to like him. Now I just find him irritating.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 29/10/2014 20:01

Is that her gone then? Poor her, great actress but it's like they just couldn't be bothered with her in the end and they gave her shitty non stories.

Dennis is leaving.

Still hoping she comes back, they have a great big fluffy white wedding and run off happily into the sunset.

Just once. With one couple. ^Please, Hollyoaks.

Those too are nice, as well. I'd like them to be happy.

Trinpy · 29/10/2014 21:00

I know she's very popular with viewers, everyone seems to love her, but I can't stand Blessing. The way she talks irritates me. I hope she's gone for good but I think she'll end up coming back.

AlpacaYourThings · 29/10/2014 21:10

No, I hate Blessing too Trinpy. She is really bloody annoying!!

FelixFelix · 29/10/2014 21:25

Joffrey Grin

Where the hell have the McQueens got all of these cars from? First Carmel drives off somewhere, then the rest of them follow in another separate car. I'm sure they all usually catch that one bus everywhere.

Trinpy · 29/10/2014 21:58

I thought I was the only one Alpaca. I think she's been a crap girlfriend to Dennis too. The poor bloke's wife has only been dead a year -1 year! - a she's whining on that he hasn't got over her yet Hmm.

Yy Felix they all have cars except for when they leave the village for good which is when they take The Bus. And there is only one road out of the village, aka the road of death.

AlpacaYourThings · 29/10/2014 22:06

No, DH can't stand her either. You're right, she as treated Dennis really badly!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 30/10/2014 19:02

Blessing is still in the beginning bit.

Where is Patrick during this McQueen malarkey? Has he not recovered from his four bruises?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 30/10/2014 19:03

The McQueens spend a lot of their time on those chunky blue police station sofas, don't they?

Halloween Hmm
cogitosum · 31/10/2014 19:45

I'm so bored of Ste ring a druggie then not then a druggie etc

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TheSpottedZebra · 31/10/2014 20:30

See, Patrick took a while to recover from his serious bruises, but JP snorted caustic soda, was poorly on a ventilator, then walking around at home all in 24 hours.

Hard as nails, that one.

TheSpottedZebra · 31/10/2014 20:31

And I don't like Locky /Lacky

KatoPotato · 31/10/2014 21:05

Patrick's four bruises made me actually laugh out loud!!

Trinpy · 31/10/2014 22:10

Yy zebra - in the time it took Ste to pack a suitcase jp went from just 'stable' to running around the village. The way he leapt up from his hospital bed minutes after regaining consciousness was truly miraculous.

bumpiesonamission · 04/11/2014 12:25

Aargg what is latch-key doing?

EatDereksCorpse · 04/11/2014 15:17

I think I'm 4 episodes behind. I just don't have that interest in it anymore

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 04/11/2014 20:25

The train crash looks cracking.

They do disaster/death incredibly well. And everyone's over it in a day and on to knew dramas.

Have you seen the trailer?

EatShitDezza · 04/11/2014 20:51

Haven't seen it.

I like it when that car door squashed that blonde bitch