Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

Jack is running scared now.

It looks like something off the great allotment challenge.

Ds2 would love a pointy cone of rice.

Is there not going to be a teeny tiny criticism...

Gregg makes me arid and dessicated.

Soft and wet and then it goes crispy.

More flora

Greg is rebelling.
Ping's not smiling ....

It's getting a bit embarrassing now. The other 2 should just go to the pub and Luke can carry on where he left off

Oooh criticism from Gregg, could Jack steal it at the last moment?

They're going to argue over mouldy vs salty to decide the winner.

Ooooh - too salty

Bet them flowers don't get eaten.
Oops, salty.
More pansies. Bloody coconut.

Is Luke really drunk?

John just adores her. No way is she going to lose today...

Where is the pannacotta?
Is it imagined

Does skill taste good?

John adores Ping's Malaysian cooking

Malaysian cookery book deal in the bag?

He will be cats. I'd be weeping into a whisky by now.

I'm calling it. Ping

Put the hat on gregg!

I don't see that they're going to even pretend to debate...

Ping will win the whole 'fing.

Ping and Jack are both great. Happy for either to win now

10 minutes of pontificating then boo-hooing now.