Goldie is even viler. I met them together promoting a film called The Banger Sisters, which is about two middle-aged women who used to be 70s groupies and bump into each other with allegedly hilarious results now one has reinvented herself as a society wife (Susan) and the other (Goldie) is still a trailer trash trollop.
Except that I suspect that if you were a trailer trash trollop and drug addict in her 50s you wouldn't have such dazzling teeth. Or many teeth at all.
But I'm being picky. 
Quite a lot of teeth in that emoticon btw.
It's reasonably diverting way to spend two hours watching one average actress and one very good one paying off their respective tax bills. But only if there's nothing better on.
Funnily enough, that review didn't make it on to the front of the DVD.
That's why I don't like those oh-so-amusing cameo pieces. I've watched so many of them and I don't think the actors get it. I think their agents say it would be a good thing for them to be in and they're deluded and thick.
Seriously thick and unbelievably ego-massaged.
Doll and Em is a HBO production, I think. It's a prestigious network and Emily Mortimer is in the execrable but watchable The Newsroom from Aaron Sorkin, so I suspect there are a lot of favours and ego-massaging being done.
Also Sarandon and John Cusack, who is apparently a bit of an arsehole too, are so tediously right-on. And I say that as an utter Lefty. I hated her. I'm pretty sure I'd hate him too.
The only one that works for me is Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is also on HBO.
Long post. Sorry for the rant.
Does it make me seem mad?
It's just that I find Telly Addicts good for this because I love telly and just want to talk to other people who love it too. 